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![Sometimes i go to bed hungry just cuz im too tired or sumthing but tonight i started to and then ate a banana. and 3 slices of pizza & a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Bed with no [2nd] supper")
Bed with no [2nd] supper
Posted on November 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes i go to bed hungry just cuz im too tired or sumthing but tonight i started to and then ate a banana. and 3 slices of pizza & a […] -
Sexy room service
Posted on November 8, 2009 | No CommentsPapaya appetizer with a steak and lobster dinner in my apartment. If there was any conceivable way I could have sex with this meal, I would put a fkkn baby […] -
![My aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/eggs-115x115.png "Gravy eggs")
Gravy eggs
Posted on August 13, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt, uncle and cousin Craig from Austin are over here at my parents house for the weekend and my dad cooked breakfast containing the slop yolk garbage that results […] -
Shark for dinner
Posted on June 22, 2009 | No CommentsI had a quarter of a glass of wine with my steak and shark meat fillet (potato & carrot side with like a pound of fresh churned strawberry ice cream […] -
![Rachel Ray is affable, perky and looks to be a delightful – and i’ll even say, seemingly intelligent – human being, but anyone who thinks she’s “hot” should be on […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rachelray-115x115.png "Rachel Ray is not hott")
Rachel Ray is not hott
Posted on June 1, 2009 | No CommentsRachel Ray is affable, perky and looks to be a delightful – and i’ll even say, seemingly intelligent – human being, but anyone who thinks she’s “hot” should be on […] -
![This is why I only eat wheat grass and soy milk with an occasional rare slab of beef: cuz if I eat your 21st century packed human food, I get […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/doritosaddict.gif "Midnight chips have no power over me/please help me")
Midnight chips have no power over me/please help me
Posted on February 24, 2009 | No CommentsThis is why I only eat wheat grass and soy milk with an occasional rare slab of beef: cuz if I eat your 21st century packed human food, I get […] -
Giving thanks for underwear chips in bed
Posted on February 21, 2009 | No CommentsI got home tonight at 10pm, when most Los Angeles nights of drinking, sexing and doing coke in the bathroom of that one party you were only kinda invited to, […] -
This would be funnier if I was fat
Posted on October 28, 2008 | No CommentsI opened up my pantry to stare at my cereal selection for awhile until my stomach relayed which one it wanted to my brain and during the processing I saw […] -
This Mornings CVC (Coffee-Vomit Crisis)
Posted on October 23, 2008 | No CommentsI have a guest in the house currently in town that drinks coffee, and whenever coffee is already made and being served, I try to force down a cup just […] -
![Still here in Texas visiting my parents. I call it “visiting” cuz it doesn’t have the same charm as “using as a Bed & Breakfast for a week while I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/samoas-115x115.jpg "The cookie formerly known as Samoa")
The cookie formerly known as Samoa
Posted on February 11, 2008 | No CommentsStill here in Texas visiting my parents. I call it “visiting” cuz it doesn’t have the same charm as “using as a Bed & Breakfast for a week while I […]