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![I was in Texas for the previous 2 weeks and just returned today. The return was less than smooth. Before I left, I was (as usual) unable to secure a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Van Nuys Flyaway will tow your car if your Registration isn’t current…")
Van Nuys Flyaway will tow your car if your Registration isn’t current…
Posted on June 16, 2012 | No CommentsI was in Texas for the previous 2 weeks and just returned today. The return was less than smooth. Before I left, I was (as usual) unable to secure a […] -
My first call to Jury Duty
Posted on September 21, 2011 | No CommentsI have been picked for jury duty. The cold unforgiving hammer of justice is about to fall upon you, ye pathetic nail of crime who dares stick out in the […] -
Lets buy Haiti
Posted on January 13, 2010 | No CommentsAmerica should make an offer to Haiti to buy it, annex it as a territory (like Puerto Rico) and turn it into a part resort/real estate destination, part industry island […] -
Haves and have-nots BS
Posted on September 20, 2009 | No CommentsMy aunt and uncle from Austin are visiting my parents here in Dallas and I hear my dad lament to my unc during conversation that “The rich are getting richer […] -
![Did you know that police cars have hard plastic bucket seats in the back? Of course you did, you dirty crook. but *I* didn’t cuz I’m a law respecting upstanding […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/police-115x115.jpg "Late night fun with the Police")
Late night fun with the Police
Posted on June 15, 2009 | 1 CommentDid you know that police cars have hard plastic bucket seats in the back? Of course you did, you dirty crook. but *I* didn’t cuz I’m a law respecting upstanding […]