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How to look like a douche
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How to (Properly) Apologize
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Exploiting Trolls for Financial and Personal Gain
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How to be Awesome
Posted on October 13, 2008 | No CommentsFirst a description on what Awesomeness is and what it is not… Awesomeness is NOT related to things you own or how you look or how much money you have […] -
Homemade Aftershave
Posted on October 25, 2007 | 1 CommentI was shaving earlier today and after mopping up the blood, noticed that I was out of aftershave. I’m not exactly sure why people need aftershave or what its practical […]