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Independence Day Archive
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Celebrating Independence improves your life
Posted on July 4, 2013 | No CommentsHappy to see a prodigious majority using “Independence Day” vs the holidays non-descriptive calendar date. The end of Return of the Jedi didn’t lie: Independence is an achievement to celebrate. […] -
Fireworks… the metaphor
Posted on July 4, 2012 | No CommentsWatching fireworks as I type this. They’re beautiful. When I was about 13 I remember seeing a 4th of July display and thinking how they’ve lost their appeal. I didn’t […] -
Coming Soon
Posted on July 4, 2011 | No CommentsSome Americans need hyphens in their names, because only part of them has come over; but when the whole man has come over, heart and thought and all, the hyphen […] -
Happy Birthday A’mirka
Posted on July 4, 2010 | No Commentsthere are only like* 4 countries that DONT claim themselves as the “best” country ever either by design or divine grant, yet the only one who gets beef for saying […]