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![While doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "The scary truth about Palm Trees")
The scary truth about Palm Trees
Posted on May 29, 2013 | No CommentsWhile doing the backstroke in my pool just now and looking off into the clouds framed by my neighbors palms, I realized that palm trees are actually just huge dandelions […] -
I hope your car can float…
Posted on April 13, 2012 | 1 CommentIt’s been raining here in the Los Angeles area all day today…. The gray cloudy wetness is making me feel artsy. Per popular demand, I cut the end of the […] -
Last night could have ended much differently
Posted on May 8, 2010 | No CommentsI got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at […] -
Stop broadcasting your insecurities
Posted on April 4, 2010 | No CommentsDear night life workers in LA: nothing you say about your career will impress me. please skip the “this is just what im doing right NOW” and the “soon i […]