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![I like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies")
My pain threshold continues to shock and amaze tha ladies
Posted on October 4, 2014 | 1 CommentI like it when my Asian massage therapist goes wide-eyed and audibly gasps when discovering how flexible I am while she’s stretching me. It’s like somethin out of Pokemon. Is […] -
Girlfriends give bad massages…
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsWhy do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […] -
Beating myself never felt so good…
Posted on January 3, 2011 | No CommentsI got a rubber ball on a plastic rod to beat myself with for Christmas cuz up till now i would just use whatever is laying around and usually hurt […]