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If I’m an adult, then you can be one too
Posted on May 14, 2014 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone afraid to grow up and ruining their lives over perpetual Peter-Panism and I tried and failed to illustrate a point. Well, I mean, *I* […] -
Why doesn’t anyone want to be an adult anymore?
Posted on September 15, 2013 | No CommentsComing from an adult who is not exactly the embodiment of what adulthood is usually depicted as, I’m all the more baffled and disappointed with humans these days. I suppose […] -
Today; I became a man
Posted on April 16, 2010 | No CommentsOrdering a corn on the cob instead of a 4th side of fries with my Chilis ribs and Chicken Crispers is the most adult decision i’ve made in my life. […]