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Missouri Archive
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Hot Rains are Awesome
Posted on July 29, 2012 | No CommentsUntil candy & milkshake drizzles become a thing, hot rains are my favorite weather phenomenon, ever. Jogging in a light downpour cutting through 95 degree air with pungent summer smells […] -
Real men swim home
Posted on August 29, 2010 | No CommentsStill in Missouri and was out on the good old glorious mucky liquid mud that is Lake Saint Louis all afternoon. After dropping off the dead weight (see: “females”), we […] -
I should rent a car? you should eat my balls
Posted on December 8, 2008 | No CommentsI’m in Missouri for a week before heading to Texas for the Holid goddamnChristmas and seeing old friends from when I used to live here just a scant 5ish years […]