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![At first I thought the Mother Ship had come for me before my scheduled return, but it turned out to just be the regular ole moon glowing bright. So called […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Check out the moon above my house tonight")
Check out the moon above my house tonight
Posted on October 14, 2013 | No CommentsAt first I thought the Mother Ship had come for me before my scheduled return, but it turned out to just be the regular ole moon glowing bright. So called […] -
Praying Mantis in mah pewl, all tryin ta die
Posted on October 7, 2013 | No CommentsIdiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime…. Homeboy […] -
99 Sky
Posted on May 23, 2013 | 1 CommentSometimes when I’m deep in thought and going for a relaxing swim in my pool at night, I look up at the stars through the water and gaze for a […]