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![It was an entire year ago that I noticed my friend Jessica nuked her entire Facebook friends list and scrubbed her update and comment wall shortly after getting engaged to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Is Jessica Cooper dead?. 8ball says “it is likely”")
Is Jessica Cooper dead?. 8ball says “it is likely”
Posted on July 20, 2009 | No CommentsIt was an entire year ago that I noticed my friend Jessica nuked her entire Facebook friends list and scrubbed her update and comment wall shortly after getting engaged to […] -
![Got this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hesayslove-115x115.png "Cruel love is really funny sometimes")
Cruel love is really funny sometimes
Posted on March 17, 2009 | No CommentsGot this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […] -
![The worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/400_jsimpson_lfazio_090126-115x115.jpg "Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships")
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
Posted on February 10, 2009 | 1 CommentThe worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […] -
![Since I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ponnzibangq-115x115.jpg "Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?")
Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?
Posted on October 25, 2008 | No CommentsSince I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon […] -
A puppy from a girlfriend is badnewsbears
Posted on September 15, 2008 | No CommentsBigDogDaddy83 (8:27:17 PM): sorry i never got back to you yesterday. my gf blindsided me by giving me a puppy. richar900 (8:32:36 PM): wtf u gun do wit a gad dang puppeh […]