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![Unpopular opinion: lying to people by telling them that just existing means they are attractive doesn’t help them improve and by all accountable observation shows, in most cases doesn’t even […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "“We are all attractive” memes are mean lies to spread")
“We are all attractive” memes are mean lies to spread
Posted on February 9, 2021 | No CommentsUnpopular opinion: lying to people by telling them that just existing means they are attractive doesn’t help them improve and by all accountable observation shows, in most cases doesn’t even […] -
![Think about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/too.many_.texts_-115x115.jpg "Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…")
Merge. Your. Texts. Into. One. Message…
Posted on July 7, 2020 | No CommentsThink about what you want to say, and then type as much of it as you can into ONE MESSAGE. Every sentence doesn’t need to be a separate text. Group […] -
![I’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/how-to-have-energy-115x115.png "The Secret to having energy in life")
The Secret to having energy in life
Posted on April 13, 2018 | No CommentsI’ve never understood the “how do you have so much energy?” question. As a kid I just thought adults had less fuel in their tanks and were envious over my […] -
Isn’t it too early in the year for you to be talking to me again, girl?
Posted on August 28, 2015 | No CommentsIs summer over *already*?… Seems too early for these girls who used to frequently text and flirt with me but went silent because they got warm-weather-boyfriends to be migrating back […] -
A Quick And Dirty 5 Point Guide to Arrogance-Shaming…
Posted on March 28, 2015 | No CommentsAs your patron saint of humility through my demeanor of satirical arrogance, I have unique insight into the motives and approaches of those around people who deputize themselves as enforcement […] -
How to know if someone has potential as a Talent
Posted on March 10, 2015 | No CommentsCasting talent in roles that are often not yet defined, or just casting talent in non-roles because I think they have potential has raised the interesting question of “how the […] -
How to talk to other humans
Posted on November 3, 2014 | No CommentsIn real life and online, people just have a hard time communicating, which I get. What I don’t get is an unwillingness to recognize ones poor communication and do something […] -
![Evidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/selfcentered-115x115.jpg "Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…")
Missouri Officially Has No Sense of Humor…
Posted on October 10, 2014 | No CommentsEvidently things are more awful in the Show Me state than the reports from Ferguson would have you believe as an epidemic far worse than ensuing crime and protests in […] -
Understanding the Universe
Posted on August 21, 2014 | No CommentsWhy are universes spirals?… Physics. Just imagine the Big Bang as God taking a water covered ball and giving it a solid spinny throw into space. VOOM. Instant universe that […] -
No, People Are Not Really “Good At Heart”
Posted on March 28, 2014 | No CommentsCliff Notes version: Anne Frank said people are “really good at heart” and she was wrong. If you want to know why, we’ll start with the full quote that, while […]