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![Just downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It")
I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It
Posted on February 3, 2011 | No CommentsJust downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss […] -
Sleep…
Posted on March 29, 2010 | No Commentsim sorry Awake. i just cant do this anymore… we need a break.. ill come back in the morning. but this is just too much for me right now. i […] -
Boxer beware: the ilk of silk
Posted on November 30, 2009 | No CommentsSilk boxers under silk pajamas may sound like a winning combo, and it is, but beware – for she is an unforgiving mistress: if by chance you get up at […] -
Nude nappings are numbered
Posted on October 2, 2009 | No CommentsI keep trying to go to bed with at least basketball shorts or boxers on to ease back into the whole clothes-in-bed thing, but can’t get comfortable and end up […] -
![At some point in my childhood, I saw a father on a sitcom ask something to the effect of when they could visit park-bench land while at an amusement park […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/sleepatdisney-115x115.jpg "Welp. time to die.")
Welp. time to die.
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsAt some point in my childhood, I saw a father on a sitcom ask something to the effect of when they could visit park-bench land while at an amusement park […] -
Jealous bitch PC hates it when I sleep
Posted on July 25, 2009 | No CommentsWindows Vista. Dell. eff you guys. We’ve never gotten along well but you guys REALLY pissed me the hell off last night. Dell, this specific problem isn’t your fault but […] -
Sleeping in the airport: I don’t recommend it
Posted on May 27, 2008 | No CommentsHopscotch Magowen am I tired right now. Good thing I can go to bed in a nice soft and comfortable concrete airport floor. mmmm. wa? ya. due to an error […] -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […]