-
-
Recent Posts
- How to sneak sneakily
- “Good as sh*t/hell” is not ironic
- Sweet Sweat – English is dumb
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- Spam hurts my feelings
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Why most Nightmare Before Christmas merch sucks
-
Unknown Feed
Stupid things people say Archive
-
“I own my body” propaganda is just a sad cry for help
Posted on January 8, 2016 | No CommentsChill out, crybabies. No one is forcing you into slavery by having an opinion you don’t like, or even by being adjectively rude about something they think you should do. […] -
“Wyd?” and “Are you up?” Are “How are you” and “whats up”s evil cousins
Posted on May 4, 2009 | No CommentsPeople… PLEASE… I’m begging you to stop killing me with this stuff. Don’t message me asking “what are you doing” or “are you awake?” unless it is micro-specific to a […] -
The old “too much free time” Burn (that stupid people say)
Posted on May 15, 2005 | 1 CommentThe most persistant passive aggressive slam I get from people who don’t know what to make of me is the “you have too much free time” declaration. For years I didn’t realize […] -
Stupid accusation: “you make yourself right all the time”
Posted on November 28, 2002 | No CommentsBeing a super-genius should come with a reverence and respect to your superior intellect, but I’ve found more often than not that it’s just resented and discounted as sorcery by […]