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Fixing Computers: It’s a Trap!
Posted on September 13, 2011 | No CommentsTruth. -
Dear Perpetual Crybabies:
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No CommentsI get it: sadness is safety. If you collapse into a fetal position over every tiny thing you feel safer than if you’re in a good mood that you could […] -
Bright Night for a Dance Walk
Posted on September 10, 2011 | No Commentsits 3AM and the moon is lighting up the globe like a broadway stage so I have no choice but to grab my bamboo cane (slash coyotee fightin stick. cuz […] -
Messaging Strangers
Posted on September 9, 2011 | 1 CommentIt’s been awhile since I’ve had someone randomly IM me and find it outrageous that they identify themselves but today broke the record (and it appears this is just what […] -
Status Stealers
Posted on September 5, 2011 | No CommentsShit happens to me all the time. usually with funny things i say but one time i said i was talking to a girl who said something stupid and even […] -
Lake Again
Posted on August 26, 2011 | No CommentsMy Plan: “Lets go to lunch, see a movie and go out on the lake”. The plan mine was overruled with: “Lets go leech off my moms food at her […] -
Will i ain’t
Posted on August 18, 2011 | No CommentsIf you thought it might be a nice day to fly out of LAX today, you’ll probably want to get here a few days early. Lines for Security are worse […] -
Impossible Eggs
Posted on August 12, 2011 | No CommentsJust ate 5 eggs and can confirm that Gaston from Beauty & the Beast is a god damn liar…being a muscular high-activity Frenchman with a strong metabolism or not – […] -
Self Exclamatory
Posted on August 11, 2011 | No CommentsI’m testing out the term “self exclamatory” as my new go-to phrase that doesn’t actually make sense. That phrase use to be calling someone a “chronological liar”, which means lying […] -
![Recently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/nevercomback-115x115.png "Once you delete me…")
Once you delete me…
Posted on August 8, 2011 | No CommentsRecently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again… Fuck off. Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that […]