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![As I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-06-21-23.18.49-115x115.jpg "Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…")
Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…
Posted on June 6, 2010 | No CommentsAs I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […] -
![My next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)")
I never try to sound smart. I just am. (OR: you’re just not)
Posted on May 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy next video blog (and by “next” i probably mean “next year”) is going to be about how I never try to sound smart despite people constantly being suspicious that […] -
![I’ve been under a moderate amount of stress lately and not sleeping all that great and I looked in the mirror and cracked up enough to have to go grab […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crackheadrich-115x115.jpg "Sometimes I look like a Crackhead")
Sometimes I look like a Crackhead
Posted on March 19, 2008 | No CommentsI’ve been under a moderate amount of stress lately and not sleeping all that great and I looked in the mirror and cracked up enough to have to go grab […] -
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […] -
Charlie on the outside, Buster on the inside
Posted on April 5, 2006 | No CommentsI discovered Charlie Chaplin after being told I acted just like him. Since I like people and things who are like me, I investigated and sure enough, saw the duplicities […] -
Richards Personality F.A.Q:
Posted on December 12, 2002 | No Comments“You come across as being an arrogant jerk” At the time of this post, not one single person has been able to give adequate evidence to support this statement. Anyone […] -
The Color of my Eyes is….
Posted on October 5, 2002 | No CommentsA darkened light shade of forrest kiwi lime spritzer emerald grassy green. That is what I fill out on every form that asks and so far it remains hilarious [to […]