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![I ask YOU, the people: Do I need a Twitter?… demand it and it shall be done. vote with your silence and the twit shall too besilent. I’d really rather […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Must I Twitter?…Must I?")
Must I Twitter?…Must I?
Posted on March 25, 2009 | No CommentsI ask YOU, the people: Do I need a Twitter?… demand it and it shall be done. vote with your silence and the twit shall too besilent. I’d really rather […] -
Rebel with his windows shut
Posted on March 23, 2009 | No CommentsMy mother is visiting my California residence and I’ve had a stuffed head for a day or two (its two, but i want to plant that seed of doubt so […] -
![Got this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hesayslove-115x115.png "Cruel love is really funny sometimes")
Cruel love is really funny sometimes
Posted on March 17, 2009 | No CommentsGot this text message from a female friend who has a comically p-whipped boyfriend who worships her whilst she doesn’t really give a shit. we share stories. its all really […] -
Girls on motorbikes are adorable
Posted on March 13, 2009 | 1 CommentI was jogging near my home in the hills when one of those motorcycle kindasorta things went by, and guess what was operating it, but a FEmale. I know right? […] -
HOT lawn mowing LIVE on cam…
Posted on March 8, 2009 | No CommentsI posted this bulletin on Myspace along with the embedded video of my live webcam feed: If good gardencare TURNS YOU ON, then baby ur in for the treat of […] -
![I joined Justin.tv today after finding Stickam too gad dang confusing. Oh, you don’t know stuff about the internet? Well, sit down and be schooled on its creepy ass wonders… […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/justintvboobglasses-115x115.png "The internet is full of f#cked up people…")
The internet is full of f#cked up people…
Posted on March 7, 2009 | No CommentsI joined Justin.tv today after finding Stickam too gad dang confusing. Oh, you don’t know stuff about the internet? Well, sit down and be schooled on its creepy ass wonders… […] -
![This is why I only eat wheat grass and soy milk with an occasional rare slab of beef: cuz if I eat your 21st century packed human food, I get […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/doritosaddict.gif "Midnight chips have no power over me/please help me")
Midnight chips have no power over me/please help me
Posted on February 24, 2009 | No CommentsThis is why I only eat wheat grass and soy milk with an occasional rare slab of beef: cuz if I eat your 21st century packed human food, I get […] -
![I totally take back everything in my previous blog about being thankful that I can enjoy the luxury of eating Doritos in bed at 1am. I tried going to bed […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/doritos-115x115.gif "Damn underwear chips in bed to hell")
Damn underwear chips in bed to hell
Posted on February 23, 2009 | No CommentsI totally take back everything in my previous blog about being thankful that I can enjoy the luxury of eating Doritos in bed at 1am. I tried going to bed […] -
Giving thanks for underwear chips in bed
Posted on February 21, 2009 | No CommentsI got home tonight at 10pm, when most Los Angeles nights of drinking, sexing and doing coke in the bathroom of that one party you were only kinda invited to, […] -
![The Facebook “poke” feature allows you to notify someone on the site that you clicked a button that said “poke [that person]”. When people poke me on Facebook…I poke back. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/pokeall-115x96.jpg "What does it mean when you “poke” someone on Facebook?")
What does it mean when you “poke” someone on Facebook?
Posted on February 18, 2009 | No CommentsThe Facebook “poke” feature allows you to notify someone on the site that you clicked a button that said “poke [that person]”. When people poke me on Facebook…I poke back. […]