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![Sometimes while strolling on the beach on a bright sunny winters day in Malibu with a pal, you find out that they think you’re a pathetic issues riddled dink, and […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Have I ever told you how much I loathe you?")
Have I ever told you how much I loathe you?
Posted on February 12, 2009 | No CommentsSometimes while strolling on the beach on a bright sunny winters day in Malibu with a pal, you find out that they think you’re a pathetic issues riddled dink, and […] -
![The worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/400_jsimpson_lfazio_090126-115x115.jpg "Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships")
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
Posted on February 10, 2009 | 1 CommentThe worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […] -
![I went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/takemebacktocircuit-115x79.jpg "Circuit City deserved to go out of business")
Circuit City deserved to go out of business
Posted on February 7, 2009 | 1 CommentI went to a Circuit City a year ago because I needed a circuit breaker. When I couldn’t find where they are, I asked an employee and he said they […] -
![Dear Google: I know you watch and record everything I do, and I just want to make sure you know that earlier today, when I searched for “Emma Watson nudity“, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/emmawatsonnudity-115x115.jpg "Google confessions. Emma Watson nude edition")
Google confessions. Emma Watson nude edition
Posted on February 6, 2009 | No CommentsDear Google: I know you watch and record everything I do, and I just want to make sure you know that earlier today, when I searched for “Emma Watson nudity“, […] -
Learning the LoCump switcharound
Posted on February 4, 2009 | 1 CommentSwarthy creatures that they are, human beings have a playbook of techniques they pull out when verbally dueling someone and sometimes you have to identify it to react accordingly when […] -
My fun new hobby
Posted on February 3, 2009 | No CommentsI’ve found an awesome new hobby that I love and recommend you all to try wherever possible. It’s a fun game, and all you need to play are a few […] -
![Myspace and online forums are great places to extract opinions and formulate “what people think about stuff”-style content from (not just for this dopey blog, but other publishing enterprises I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/nerve.robot_-115x115.png "You didn’t “strike a nerve” – I’m just gathering info")
You didn’t “strike a nerve” – I’m just gathering info
Posted on February 1, 2009 | No CommentsMyspace and online forums are great places to extract opinions and formulate “what people think about stuff”-style content from (not just for this dopey blog, but other publishing enterprises I […] -
I am a giver of good thoughts
Posted on January 22, 2009 | No CommentsYou can try it at home yourself. Always works. -
![Growing up in New York, I had a pretty close friend that was the definitional cliche/stereotype/accurate representation of the heavy set woman of color with attitude. her name is Cassandra […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/morganfreeman-115x115.jpg "Cassandra Cyrius owes me $20")
Cassandra Cyrius owes me $20
Posted on January 20, 2009 | No CommentsGrowing up in New York, I had a pretty close friend that was the definitional cliche/stereotype/accurate representation of the heavy set woman of color with attitude. her name is Cassandra […] -
I think I know why I’m not famous yet
Posted on January 10, 2009 | No CommentsCuz I sabotage myself. Cuz I don’t wanna kill myself. Cuz once I’m a big name, I’ll probably be an even bigger coke and prostitute fiend than I am now […]