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![Check THIS out btches… A criminal – we’ll use a bank robber for example – playing the lottery.You don’t get it. I know. That’s why I’m here. to explain the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Thought Experiment: A criminal playing the lottery")
Thought Experiment: A criminal playing the lottery
Posted on January 8, 2009 | No CommentsCheck THIS out btches… A criminal – we’ll use a bank robber for example – playing the lottery.You don’t get it. I know. That’s why I’m here. to explain the […] -
I constantly forget how to write checks
Posted on January 6, 2009 | 1 CommentEvery time. Every. Single. Thyme. It doesn’t COMPLETELY leave my head, but I’ve never stared at a blank check and been confident that I know what the hell I’m doing. […] -
![I met one of my friends in a parking lot one night for a drug drop off, and while picking up the boxes of teddy bears filled with pure Colombian […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bmwbottles-115x115.jpg "Bottle bag babe’s big BMW blunder")
Bottle bag babe’s big BMW blunder
Posted on January 4, 2009 | No CommentsI met one of my friends in a parking lot one night for a drug drop off, and while picking up the boxes of teddy bears filled with pure Colombian […] -
![I’m always the first one to say that a party isn’t a party unless there are hard core drugs and public sex going on, but sometimes its best to keep […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bach_orgy-115x115.jpg "New Years sinfest")
New Years sinfest
Posted on January 2, 2009 | No CommentsI’m always the first one to say that a party isn’t a party unless there are hard core drugs and public sex going on, but sometimes its best to keep […] -
![Isn’t that like…not a real thing? I still want toys and I’m getting Grandpa stuff? Well actually, I did get toys too though. I asked for a Nintendo/Super Nintendo hybrid […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/christmassocks-115x115.jpg "I actually got socks and underwear for Christmas")
I actually got socks and underwear for Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2008 | No CommentsIsn’t that like…not a real thing? I still want toys and I’m getting Grandpa stuff? Well actually, I did get toys too though. I asked for a Nintendo/Super Nintendo hybrid […] -
![I’m tired of this “happy holidays” bullshit. “But what if they’re jeeeew-iiish” says the whiner. Um. Its customary for Jews to respond to “merry Christmas” either with “happy Hanukkah” or […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jesus_war_on_christmas-115x115.jpg "Say “Christmas”, dammit")
Say “Christmas”, dammit
Posted on December 24, 2008 | 2 CommentsI’m tired of this “happy holidays” bullshit. “But what if they’re jeeeew-iiish” says the whiner. Um. Its customary for Jews to respond to “merry Christmas” either with “happy Hanukkah” or […] -
Moms know how to use the oven
Posted on December 21, 2008 | No CommentsLemme just tell you about havin a mom: highly, recommended. All you orphans out there outta run right out and get you one a those asap. I just had mine […] -
![I caught a cold whilst in St Louis over the weekend and created a mound of used tissues in my wake, which I didn’t want to remain in the trash […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/tissuesmilie.gif "I’m ashamed of my snot cleanup")
I’m ashamed of my snot cleanup
Posted on December 18, 2008 | No CommentsI caught a cold whilst in St Louis over the weekend and created a mound of used tissues in my wake, which I didn’t want to remain in the trash […] -
![I usually encourage my friends to lessen their intake of alcoholic innard-baths but I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/annabeforedrunk-115x115.jpg "Same girl: Drunk vs Not Drunk. who’s hotter?")
Same girl: Drunk vs Not Drunk. who’s hotter?
Posted on December 16, 2008 | 1 CommentI usually encourage my friends to lessen their intake of alcoholic innard-baths but I think we should all encourage Anna to drink more and often. Clearly these frequent blackout sloshfests […] -
![I’m in Missouri for a week before heading to Texas for the Holid goddamnChristmas and seeing old friends from when I used to live here just a scant 5ish years […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/calitomo-115x115.jpg "I should rent a car? you should eat my balls")
I should rent a car? you should eat my balls
Posted on December 8, 2008 | No CommentsI’m in Missouri for a week before heading to Texas for the Holid goddamnChristmas and seeing old friends from when I used to live here just a scant 5ish years […]