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![If, like me, you were sitting in Wheeler’s moms house in suburban Missouri, enjoying the comforts of actual clean linens, food and sanitary shelter as opposed to the St Louis […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "St Louis local news delivers corn gold")
St Louis local news delivers corn gold
Posted on December 2, 2008 | No CommentsIf, like me, you were sitting in Wheeler’s moms house in suburban Missouri, enjoying the comforts of actual clean linens, food and sanitary shelter as opposed to the St Louis […] -
Internet slang and boobs
Posted on November 18, 2008 | No CommentsBigDogDaddy83: you’ve been using a lot of internet lingo lately… everything ok? Richar900: nah. lol, wtf & idk’s are okay. not abnormal BigDogDaddy83: oh really? And how do ya feel […] -
DK2 victory proves God loves me again
Posted on November 17, 2008 | No CommentsI just beat Donkey Kong Land 2 on my colorless, non-lit-screen Gameboy circa 1996. I had reached the last boss earlier today in my backyard while sunning myself (FYI: it’s […] -
Resist the Change. Return to Retro
Posted on November 11, 2008 | No CommentsIn anti-Obama change-resistant mode, my body began craving oldschool video games after the election on the 5th. Mostly Nintendo games that I missed out on growing up or SNES games […] -
![O-BA-MAH!!! O-BA–Ya, you can pretty much see where that’s going I guess. The real thing to be happy about on this historic occasion that no one is honest enough to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/maliaobama-115x115.jpg "Thoughts on our new President")
Thoughts on our new President
Posted on November 4, 2008 | No CommentsO-BA-MAH!!! O-BA–Ya, you can pretty much see where that’s going I guess. The real thing to be happy about on this historic occasion that no one is honest enough to […] -
![Wtf God? Nerves in TEETH? What would possibly make that a good idea? What kind of designing is that? You totally screwed that one. Oh, and atheists? don’t go high […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/rootcanalxray-115x115.jpg "Yay! I need to get a Root canal!")
Yay! I need to get a Root canal!
Posted on November 4, 2008 | 1 CommentWtf God? Nerves in TEETH? What would possibly make that a good idea? What kind of designing is that? You totally screwed that one. Oh, and atheists? don’t go high […] -
This would be funnier if I was fat
Posted on October 28, 2008 | No CommentsI opened up my pantry to stare at my cereal selection for awhile until my stomach relayed which one it wanted to my brain and during the processing I saw […] -
![A handy tip to all you ladies out there: When you drink too much. you might pass out and have to have the bouncer of the comedy club you’re at […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/drunksackofpotatoes-115x115.jpg "The Drunkback of Northre-Hollywood")
The Drunkback of Northre-Hollywood
Posted on October 26, 2008 | No CommentsA handy tip to all you ladies out there: When you drink too much. you might pass out and have to have the bouncer of the comedy club you’re at […] -
![Since I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ponnzibangq-115x115.jpg "Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?")
Why haven’t you banged that artist yet?
Posted on October 25, 2008 | No CommentsSince I’m an awesome friend, I want my gay friends to score just as much as anyone else. aaaand… the author of the emo duo Pon & Zi internet cartoon […] -
This Mornings CVC (Coffee-Vomit Crisis)
Posted on October 23, 2008 | No CommentsI have a guest in the house currently in town that drinks coffee, and whenever coffee is already made and being served, I try to force down a cup just […]