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![First a description on what Awesomeness is and what it is not… Awesomeness is NOT related to things you own or how you look or how much money you have […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "How to be Awesome")
How to be Awesome
Posted on October 13, 2008 | No CommentsFirst a description on what Awesomeness is and what it is not… Awesomeness is NOT related to things you own or how you look or how much money you have […] -
Caring about turtles
Posted on October 3, 2008 | No CommentsLeela: Bender, a turtle isn’t yourself. Why do you care about it? Bender: Because I also care deeply about things that remind me of myself, like poor little Shelly here. […] -
I have no idea what I’m on about
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Pickin up more than food at PF Changs
Posted on October 1, 2008 | No Commentsi was on Brenda (my iphone) with a friend who was complaining about this skeezy guy and telling me a story. i was walking out of the parking lot to […] -
Ringtones, homosexuality via Mac’s and iphones
Posted on September 18, 2008 | No Commentsandrewneedshelp: know any good free ringtone sites? Richar900: none. sorry andrewneedshelp: gay Richar900: i make them on my mac andrewneedshelp: dood andrewneedshelp: turn the gay dial a smidge andrewneedshelp: “i […] -
![I answered a stranger named “big al” on myspace whether I actually hit the girl in the Is Violence Against Women Funny? video and recieved this curious response (you have […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/myspace-115x115.jpg "I won’t show my buttocks in Tennessee")
I won’t show my buttocks in Tennessee
Posted on September 17, 2008 | No CommentsI answered a stranger named “big al” on myspace whether I actually hit the girl in the Is Violence Against Women Funny? video and recieved this curious response (you have […] -
![When you’re on a roadway in your motorcar and you see a sign that says “lane ends”, what do you do? Do you, upon visual intake of such a notice, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/whymerge.sign_-115x115.gif "Early mergers = suckers")
Early mergers = suckers
Posted on September 14, 2008 | No CommentsWhen you’re on a roadway in your motorcar and you see a sign that says “lane ends”, what do you do? Do you, upon visual intake of such a notice, […] -
Reading in between the lines
Posted on September 5, 2008 | No Commentsandrewneedshelp : i’m naked Richar900 : interesting. you mean to convey that you have recently let down your guard and settled the apprehensions that normally limit your every day activity, […] -
I have a gallon of Oreo McFlurry in my fridge
Posted on September 5, 2008 | No CommentsIt’s also known as Bryers Cookies & Creme. Cuz if you melt it just enough, its indistinguishable from the tasty McDonalds icecream-in-a-cup-kinda-thing they call a flurry. With a Mc of […] -
Why can’t you just say “blogs” when referring to blogs?
Posted on September 3, 2008 | No CommentsI dont like the word “blogosphere”. I forget why. Oh ya. cuz its lame and unnecessary. It turns a single sylable perfectly encompassing descriptive word into a 3 sylable attempt […]