![Welcome, traveler… Don’t feel bad that you searched for this. It is a normal pursuit and you are not alone. Here is my story… I watched an episode of The […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/polar-bear-tongue-115x115.jpeg "It’s a polar bear, b/c you’re at the North Pole")
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![New addition to my things i like list: being annoyed that its been 4 days since you recieved prompt payment for your ebay auction item and you really need to […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Oops, its Sunday, gotta go to bed instead of doin stuff")
Oops, its Sunday, gotta go to bed instead of doin stuff
Posted on August 31, 2008 | No CommentsNew addition to my things i like list: being annoyed that its been 4 days since you recieved prompt payment for your ebay auction item and you really need to […] -
Sometimes crazy bitches call me at 2AM
Posted on August 4, 2008 | 1 CommentI was using a number that used to be mine but currently isn’t while talking to a friend so I clicked over a beep only to hear a voice ask […] -
I’m so over this
Posted on August 1, 2008 | No CommentsMonths ago this girl was driving me back home from the airport and kept saying “I’m over it!” when referencing things in stories she told during the drive. I commented […] -
![Myspace has, for a couple months now had this awesome unique feature (it’s different from Facebook’s because this one is in a yellow box) where you can write a message […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vitwater-115x115.jpg "Making new friends on Myspace")
Making new friends on Myspace
Posted on July 2, 2008 | 1 CommentMyspace has, for a couple months now had this awesome unique feature (it’s different from Facebook’s because this one is in a yellow box) where you can write a message […] -
![Just to cover my bases against possible future controversy (but mostly just cuz it’s funny), I took a screencap of this myspace reply I just sent to this girl saying […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cakerachel-115x115.jpg "Mmmm. I wan a piece of that")
Mmmm. I wan a piece of that
Posted on June 29, 2008 | No CommentsJust to cover my bases against possible future controversy (but mostly just cuz it’s funny), I took a screencap of this myspace reply I just sent to this girl saying […] -
Don’t lie about SkipIt or you’ll burn in hell. or at least should
Posted on June 12, 2008 | No CommentsThis video is titled as a Skip It commercial, despite it…not. being a SkipIt commercial.. One user commented with “lame”, another with “LIAR!!!!!!!!!!”, but the following from youtube user exquisiteoaf […] -
![No matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/lifeguardrich-115x115.jpg "No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.")
No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.
Posted on June 11, 2008 | 1 CommentNo matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. […] -
Tip: Always have money when you travel
Posted on May 27, 2008 | No CommentsSo…It’s evening at Honolulu international airport. Going back home to California… Myea. I’m REALLY tired right now and due to an error on their part, the airline took my ticket […] -
Sleeping in the airport: I don’t recommend it
Posted on May 27, 2008 | No CommentsHopscotch Magowen am I tired right now. Good thing I can go to bed in a nice soft and comfortable concrete airport floor. mmmm. wa? ya. due to an error […]