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The difference between near and far
Posted on May 22, 2008 | No CommentsFar: Jungle pimp. Wuzzup Jane? You swiningz on dis vine? ya. I hear ya. holla atch yo boy.. Near: oh…..you’re…. drunk… -
Attention everyone on Myspace: I’m NOT FOR SALE
Posted on May 20, 2008 | No CommentsI have gotten over 400 of these messages auto-sent to my comments on Myspace… Hey Richard Bushnell’s Official Myspace, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find […] -
Classy girl on the street
Posted on May 18, 2008 | No Commentsk, so this just happened 20 minutes ago: im walking across the street and this girl in this really slutty tight and lowcut outfit is walking the opposite way and […] -
Stupid Facebook “comment spotlight” feature
Posted on May 14, 2008 | No CommentsI just got totally busted on Facebook, probably because of their stupid and intrusive “hey guys! look what your friend left on another friends comment wall!” feature that sucks and […] -
Hot cake sales
Posted on May 7, 2008 | No CommentsWhen Hot Cakes sell even better than normal, and their venders wish to use a metaphor to express this… what do they say they are selling like? -
Dracula vs Bill O’Reilly = draw
Posted on April 29, 2008 | No CommentsAt least that was the score tonight. I’m at my apartment in Hawaii with my mom, aunt & uncle and their son/my cousin. We got home today and my cousin […] -
![Living in L.A. and working in the entertainment industry, celebrity sightings dont really impress me and I never blog about them because it seems cheap and name droppy, which no […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/richndrama-115x115.jpg "Johnny Drama and I are best friends now")
Johnny Drama and I are best friends now
Posted on April 23, 2008 | 1 CommentLiving in L.A. and working in the entertainment industry, celebrity sightings dont really impress me and I never blog about them because it seems cheap and name droppy, which no […] -
Back door entry
Posted on April 19, 2008 | No CommentsI was on the beach with a gay gentleman and another guy a few hours ago and we were discussing who should take the key to our bungalow back with […] -
The Sun Button
Posted on April 18, 2008 | No CommentsThis is teh sun button. whenz I pushes it, I makes night time… -
Blacks named Tom
Posted on April 9, 2008 | 1 CommentIt must suck for Black people named Thomas who have siblings that have kids, because they can’t avoid being an “Uncle Tom”. I don’t feel like I’m a brilliant scholar […]