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![When you say something that could potentially be horrible you’re supposed to follow it by announcing “knock on wood” and then actually knock your knuckle on something wooden – as […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "“Knock on Wood” is one of the sillier superstitions that people still believe")
“Knock on Wood” is one of the sillier superstitions that people still believe
Posted on April 8, 2008 | No CommentsWhen you say something that could potentially be horrible you’re supposed to follow it by announcing “knock on wood” and then actually knock your knuckle on something wooden – as […] -
All afternoon at DFW airport and I’m still in DFW
Posted on March 28, 2008 | No CommentsI was up till 4AM the night before. And that’s all I have saved on this story because when I hit publish, after typing paragraphs of this story, only to […] -
![I was jogging down my street earlier today and saw this sign about a “missing” trailer and found it quite interesting for several reasons… Not the least of which: the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/missingtrailer1-115x115.jpg "Missing Trailer? or Missing…Person?")
Missing Trailer? or Missing…Person?
Posted on March 28, 2008 | No CommentsI was jogging down my street earlier today and saw this sign about a “missing” trailer and found it quite interesting for several reasons… Not the least of which: the […] -
![I was casually messing around with this strange entanglement for 4 minutes in Costco today before finally giving up and dedicating the time to focusing on it and solving the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/tangled-115x115.jpg "How the hell did I even do this?")
How the hell did I even do this?
Posted on March 27, 2008 | No CommentsI was casually messing around with this strange entanglement for 4 minutes in Costco today before finally giving up and dedicating the time to focusing on it and solving the […] -
![Just days after Easter đ It was an accident.. and I was on the phone when it happened so I couldn’t take a video like my natural instincts wanted, so […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bunny-115x115.jpg "I killed a poor innocent baby Bunny")
I killed a poor innocent baby Bunny
Posted on March 26, 2008 | 2 CommentsJust days after Easter đ It was an accident.. and I was on the phone when it happened so I couldn’t take a video like my natural instincts wanted, so […] -
![All I wanted to do was add my iphone to a family plan… Yesterday they told me on the phone that I needed to go into the store and fill […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/waitingatatt-115x115.jpg "2 hours at the At&T store and still no resolution")
2 hours at the At&T store and still no resolution
Posted on March 24, 2008 | No CommentsAll I wanted to do was add my iphone to a family plan… Yesterday they told me on the phone that I needed to go into the store and fill […] -
What ARE you looking at?…
Posted on March 24, 2008 | 1 CommentWhen you look at someone and they’re mad and say “wut are YOU lookin at?”, maybe it’s cuz they don’t know who they are and they’re lashing out at you […] -
![I’ve been under a moderate amount of stress lately and not sleeping all that great and I looked in the mirror and cracked up enough to have to go grab […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crackheadrich-115x115.jpg "Sometimes I look like a Crackhead")
Sometimes I look like a Crackhead
Posted on March 19, 2008 | No CommentsI’ve been under a moderate amount of stress lately and not sleeping all that great and I looked in the mirror and cracked up enough to have to go grab […] -
Another year. Another day.
Posted on March 18, 2008 | No CommentsToday. the 18th. was my birthday. It was a day. of rain. and thunder. and flash flood warnings. 45 minutes at the at&t store. with still no accomplishment made. Other […] -
My mom is awesome
Posted on March 4, 2008 | 3 CommentsI never plan to stay in Texas long when I come here to visit, but I always do. And duh. Why the hell would I want to leave until I […]