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Sometimes I’m Creepy
Posted on March 3, 2008 | No CommentsThis random snapshot of me in the office watching tv looks extra zombie/freaky like, so I had to share… -
![Mangos are everywhere now. And I can’t fkkn take it. I washed my hands and noticed the orange soap with the little exfoliatie beads in it is mango. My mom […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/mango-115x115.jpg "Dude. Too much Mango….")
Dude. Too much Mango….
Posted on February 29, 2008 | No CommentsMangos are everywhere now. And I can’t fkkn take it. I washed my hands and noticed the orange soap with the little exfoliatie beads in it is mango. My mom […] -
![The first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep")
I hate when body parts fall asleep when I’m asleep
Posted on February 27, 2008 | No CommentsThe first time this happened was August 06 at Wheelers house. Sleeping on the ratty futon mattress he keeps in his guest bedroom, I fell asleep on one of my […] -
![I like mangoes. They’re not all that tasty, but I jus like em. So back off.I only get to eat them when I’m here at my parents house in Texas […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mangoforkrich-115x115.jpg "Want some mango? It’s delish")
Want some mango? It’s delish
Posted on February 26, 2008 | No CommentsI like mangoes. They’re not all that tasty, but I jus like em. So back off.I only get to eat them when I’m here at my parents house in Texas […] -
I hate the Oscars
Posted on February 24, 2008 | No CommentsStupid Oscars. “Oh, we’re givin out little trophies if we think u done good with ur moovieees. Everyone better come make a big ass deal about it!” It’s 12 hours […] -
![My adoring fans are asking what happened to my face and why I have a Band-Aid on in my breakfast smoothie lollipop jam-out video that was a surprise hit. Obviously […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lolibandface-115x115.jpg "Truth behind the lollipop Band-Aid controversy")
Truth behind the lollipop Band-Aid controversy
Posted on February 23, 2008 | No CommentsMy adoring fans are asking what happened to my face and why I have a Band-Aid on in my breakfast smoothie lollipop jam-out video that was a surprise hit. Obviously […] -
I just paid people $150 to brush my teeth
Posted on February 22, 2008 | No CommentsI made a dentist appointment for today, because as I mentioned in December, I thought I had a tiny little cavity in one of my molars. I thought that because […] -
![Because they’re pimp, yo. And plus I was just kidding about being better than you because of them. Its not cuzza that. psh. I’m better than you for a million […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/richnewsunglassesjpg-115x115.jpg "My new sunglasses make me better than you")
My new sunglasses make me better than you
Posted on February 21, 2008 | No CommentsBecause they’re pimp, yo. And plus I was just kidding about being better than you because of them. Its not cuzza that. psh. I’m better than you for a million […] -
![Whatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Just kidding. That part is clear. I only phrased it as a question to be make you confront the reality of your jealous […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/emofagrichard-115x115.jpg "I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me")
I’ll never wear a shirt on the internets if I don’t feel like it and you can’t make me
Posted on February 20, 2008 | No CommentsWhatsamatter wienies? You intimidated by my awesomeness? Just kidding. That part is clear. I only phrased it as a question to be make you confront the reality of your jealous […] -
![I was laying in bed last night trying to go to sleep, when I noticed a pulsing light shining on the wall directly in front of me in the shape […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/pizza_hut_logo-115x115.jpg "The Pizza Hut roof haunts me at night")
The Pizza Hut roof haunts me at night
Posted on February 18, 2008 | No CommentsI was laying in bed last night trying to go to sleep, when I noticed a pulsing light shining on the wall directly in front of me in the shape […]