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![Why do people say “that’s so vanilla” to call something boring? That’s not fair to vanilla. It’s not plain. It’s not just the “water” of ice cream. Vanilla is a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Vanilla gets a bad rap")
Vanilla gets a bad rap
Posted on February 16, 2008 | No CommentsWhy do people say “that’s so vanilla” to call something boring? That’s not fair to vanilla. It’s not plain. It’s not just the “water” of ice cream. Vanilla is a […] -
![Still here in Texas visiting my parents. I call it “visiting” cuz it doesn’t have the same charm as “using as a Bed & Breakfast for a week while I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/samoas-115x115.jpg "The cookie formerly known as Samoa")
The cookie formerly known as Samoa
Posted on February 11, 2008 | No CommentsStill here in Texas visiting my parents. I call it “visiting” cuz it doesn’t have the same charm as “using as a Bed & Breakfast for a week while I […] -
Freakquently………………
Posted on February 9, 2008 | 1 CommentI was just typing an email reply and I spelled “frequently”… as “freakwently“…. Freak. wently. Should I kill myself? I kinda feel like I should kill myself. -
What do I do for a living? Depends where you ask
Posted on February 5, 2008 | No CommentsWhile in Missouri over the weekend I noticed that I consistently gear the answer to the “what do you do?” question depending on where the person who asked it lives. […] -
I’m like a million years old already
Posted on January 30, 2008 | No CommentsWhy is the George Lopez Show on Nick at Night already…. When I was growing up, their line up was I Dream of Genie, Bewitched, Mr Ed and endless I […] -
I call dead people
Posted on January 28, 2008 | No CommentsOr at least I could if I wanted to. Which is really depressing. Way to start feeling OLD AS HELL way too early. It’s been rainy here in southern California […] -
![Its not that everyone is actively trying to get you. It’s that everyone MIGHT be actively trying to get you. You just don’t know. So don’t trust anyone. Ever. Don’t […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/suspect-115x115.gif "No one can be trusted. Ever.")
No one can be trusted. Ever.
Posted on January 26, 2008 | 2 CommentsIts not that everyone is actively trying to get you. It’s that everyone MIGHT be actively trying to get you. You just don’t know. So don’t trust anyone. Ever. Don’t […] -
Do “webcams” automatically mean sex now?
Posted on January 24, 2008 | No CommentsI was just talking to someone online and they brought up how they don’t have any current pictures of themselves and how their friends that live in other places bug […] -
![It doesn’t sound possible, does it? Well apparently it is. Cuz I did it… I made some spaghetti and served it. Turned the stove back on and put the Winnie […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/meltedteakettle-115x115.jpg "Today. I melted a Tea Kettle")
Today. I melted a Tea Kettle
Posted on January 23, 2008 | 1 CommentIt doesn’t sound possible, does it? Well apparently it is. Cuz I did it… I made some spaghetti and served it. Turned the stove back on and put the Winnie […] -
Martin Luther King Day is lame
Posted on January 19, 2008 | No CommentsIsn’t Martin Luther King day kindov. eh. Racist? Notsomuch the concept of “hey, lets honor and celebrate a guy who saved the country from a violent civil war part 2” […]