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![I had to share this story from a female friend… LittleLaguna3: i want you to kill the asian who fucked my nails up btw richar900: i’ll have them taken care […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Trouble at the Nail Salon")
Trouble at the Nail Salon
Posted on January 19, 2008 | No CommentsI had to share this story from a female friend… LittleLaguna3: i want you to kill the asian who fucked my nails up btw richar900: i’ll have them taken care […] -
![Above is my friend Crystals current main pic on Facebook. She is the one on the right making the face. It’s cute, right? I think so. A weird still from […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/crystalfacebook-115x115.png "A lesson in proper conduct on the Facebooks")
A lesson in proper conduct on the Facebooks
Posted on January 17, 2008 | 1 CommentAbove is my friend Crystals current main pic on Facebook. She is the one on the right making the face. It’s cute, right? I think so. A weird still from […] -
![I can’t lie to you guys. This actually happened last year. But I just found these pictures, remembering I meant to blog about it and never did. It’s an important […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/oldtv-115x115.jpg "Coping with the loss of a parent")
Coping with the loss of a parent
Posted on January 8, 2008 | No CommentsI can’t lie to you guys. This actually happened last year. But I just found these pictures, remembering I meant to blog about it and never did. It’s an important […] -
A dirty penny at Dennys and the philosophy behind tipping
Posted on December 27, 2007 | No Comments3 lady friends of mine go out to eat at 3AM on a chilly December night just a few days ago and despite being total snobs, they accept their options […] -
My Dad to Me: Why aren’t you Tom Hanks yet?
Posted on December 27, 2007 | No CommentsStill here in texas at my parents house, the day after Christmas. They went to see Charlie Wilsons War today. I stayed home to get some work done. Tonight, my […] -
‘Singled Out’ is coming back (maybe). but i won’t be on it
Posted on December 16, 2007 | No CommentsRemember Singled Out? Shut up. of course you do. Unless you’re too young. which you might be. whatever. Anyway – Mtv is shooting a pilot to possibly bring it back […] -
Puppy rotation
Posted on December 10, 2007 | No CommentsEveryone loves puppies, but not everyone loves or has the space and time required for a dog. So that’s why I’m going to go into a puppy rotation business where […] -
![Every few months if I remember, I look through the comments on my Youtube account to see if there’s anything relevant or interesting. Mostly useless garbage, but every once in […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/marco-115x115.jpg "My Marco Polo skills make guys want to get fisted")
My Marco Polo skills make guys want to get fisted
Posted on November 17, 2007 | No CommentsEvery few months if I remember, I look through the comments on my Youtube account to see if there’s anything relevant or interesting. Mostly useless garbage, but every once in […] -
Homemade Aftershave
Posted on October 25, 2007 | 1 CommentI was shaving earlier today and after mopping up the blood, noticed that I was out of aftershave. I’m not exactly sure why people need aftershave or what its practical […] -
Make some noise
Posted on October 15, 2007 | No CommentsWhen you’re at a concert or other event and the MC tells you to “make some noise”, do you necessarily clap? I don’t. The directions were clearly non-specific. Yet everyone […]