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![Ever since Facebook opened its slutty thighs to every developer on the internet that wanted a piece of their sweet college tang, it has been at least 14% less cool. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/facebook-115x115.jpg "Facebook applications are lame")
Facebook applications are lame
Posted on October 13, 2007 | No CommentsEver since Facebook opened its slutty thighs to every developer on the internet that wanted a piece of their sweet college tang, it has been at least 14% less cool. […] -
![I just tried a whole bunch of times. I can’t do it. And if I can’t do it, its impossible. Every time I felt a sneeze coming on I submerged […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Its impossible to sneeze underwater")
Its impossible to sneeze underwater
Posted on October 12, 2007 | No CommentsI just tried a whole bunch of times. I can’t do it. And if I can’t do it, its impossible. Every time I felt a sneeze coming on I submerged […] -
I use Google Earth for all my directions
Posted on October 3, 2007 | No CommentsEvery time some one needs directions they tell me to “mapquest it”. Well you know what? Go to hell. I use Google Earth for all my directions. I’ve never used […] -
Burger King lied about their water availability
Posted on September 24, 2007 | No CommentsI was headed through Orange County for some afternoon beaching last Sunday when my female chauffeur decided she needed water and was looking for a fast food place to get […] -
364 people on Facebook think I like them
Posted on September 17, 2007 | No CommentsI just used Facebooks “add everyone on your aim buddy list” feature, thinking the one I had on file with them was my private screen name with 60 or so […] -
Facebook is essential because why again?
Posted on September 17, 2007 | No CommentsOriginally posted on my facebook account in the Notes section.. This is what I’ve been missing out on for the past 2 years? this is friggin lame. no wonder facebook […] -
I killed a rattle snake in my front yard
Posted on September 8, 2007 | No CommentsAnd oddly, I feel guilty. -
You ever sneezed so hard it hurt your chest?
Posted on September 1, 2007 | No CommentsI have. I didn’t just now, but I have before. I’m writing about it now cuz someone just IMed me and asked me and I thought it was worthy to […] -
![To some of you, this may come as a shock. But this man, is NOT the fellow from One Night at McCool’s, There’s Something About Mary, Wild Things and Crash: […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pat-115x115.jpg "Kevin Dillon and Matt Dillon are 2 seperate people")
Kevin Dillon and Matt Dillon are 2 seperate people
Posted on September 1, 2007 | No CommentsTo some of you, this may come as a shock. But this man, is NOT the fellow from One Night at McCool’s, There’s Something About Mary, Wild Things and Crash: […] -
Lights on, Lights off
Posted on August 30, 2007 | No CommentsIf there is plenty of natural light in a bathroom I won’t turn the lights on when I enter. But then sometimes out of habit, when I’m on my way […]