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![We learned tastes in first grade. Miss Kleins class at St Joseph. They all made sense except one. Bitter. Wtf is “bitter”? Sweet, Salty, Sour – they all make sense […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "I have no idea what “bitter” is")
I have no idea what “bitter” is
Posted on August 29, 2007 | No CommentsWe learned tastes in first grade. Miss Kleins class at St Joseph. They all made sense except one. Bitter. Wtf is “bitter”? Sweet, Salty, Sour – they all make sense […] -
Snails are stupid
Posted on August 24, 2007 | No CommentsI was on about 648 of my daily 800 laps in my Olympic size pool and came across a snail all tucked in its stupid shell hanging upside down from […] -
Can’t sleep. Bill is on. talking about stuff. gotta listen.
Posted on August 23, 2007 | No CommentsDAMMIT. I was jeeeuuuust about to turn off the tv and finally get some 1AM sleep, when the 4 o’clock Eastern daily repeat number 3 of the O’Reilly Factor came […] -
I just ate a Nutter Butter that was 3 years old. It tasted like feet.
Posted on August 9, 2007 | 1 CommentOn top of my fridge there has been a Nutter Butter box for a long time. I don’t usually notice it, but I did today and a wheat-based, peanut-shaped wafer […] -
Forcing myself to blog
Posted on August 1, 2007 | No CommentsI have not written and posted an official blog in years. So I’m making myself do it right now. I have nothing important to deliver or comment on. But here […] -
Chaplin had my weirdo Smile problem too
Posted on September 24, 2006 | No CommentsMy smile is very hit & miss and often comes off as too tight and just weird as hell. I was pleased to see this picture of a hero of […] -
“I’m Offended”
Posted on September 12, 2006 | No CommentsI’ve found that when people say they are offended, its usually just that they disagree and since they’re shallow minded narcissists they take the act of someone not agreeing with […] -
Lifetimes
Posted on May 6, 2006 | 1 CommentHere’s a little something by an anonymous author that I found some personal significance in. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you […] -
Feeding the filthy Hawaiian pigeons
Posted on April 29, 2006 | No CommentsI like to buy a whole bag of bread and feed it to the fish in the pond at Ala Moana beach park on Oahu because they fight for every […] -
Charlie on the outside, Buster on the inside
Posted on April 5, 2006 | No CommentsI discovered Charlie Chaplin after being told I acted just like him. Since I like people and things who are like me, I investigated and sure enough, saw the duplicities […]