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![Sometimes when I’m outside, I’ll whistle a little and a wild bird will just come land on me and help with the dishes or something. Today, exactly that happened. Except […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Nature loves me cuz I’m awesome")
Nature loves me cuz I’m awesome
Posted on December 7, 2005 | No CommentsSometimes when I’m outside, I’ll whistle a little and a wild bird will just come land on me and help with the dishes or something. Today, exactly that happened. Except […] -
The old “too much free time” Burn (that stupid people say)
Posted on May 15, 2005 | 1 CommentThe most persistant passive aggressive slam I get from people who don’t know what to make of me is the “you have too much free time” declaration. For years I didn’t realize […] -
Pope Johnnny P2 told me he was gonna die soon
Posted on April 2, 2005 | No CommentsIf you open up todays Catholic Times Post Gazette, you’ll find out the shocking and little known news that Pop John Paul the 2nd has died. What you didn’t read […] -
![Went to the Comedy Cellar in NYC yesterday and had 2 pineapple juices and a water to cover the 2 drink minimum over the course of a couple hours while […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/richncolinquinn-115x115.jpg "Pallin around with mah NY celebrity bff’s")
Pallin around with mah NY celebrity bff’s
Posted on February 16, 2005 | No CommentsWent to the Comedy Cellar in NYC yesterday and had 2 pineapple juices and a water to cover the 2 drink minimum over the course of a couple hours while […] -
You know you’re a nerd when…
Posted on February 13, 2005 | No CommentsYou know you’re a nerd when you’re waiting in line at Burger King to purchase a $10.00 burger and fries at LAX (airport) because the airlines have gotten so cheap, […] -
Pizza is hot, but she’s a bitch sometimes
Posted on February 12, 2005 | No CommentsPizza is the only food that can trick me and I never learn. I’m always so excited to shove it in my mouth, I eat it too hott every time […] -
I’ll update…some day…
Posted on January 25, 2005 | No CommentsK, so sometimes I forget how much some of you cling to my every update and the degree to which this website rules your daily lives aaaand, at such times […] -
I’m still updating…you just can’t see it…& you’re ugly
Posted on December 12, 2004 | No CommentsJust make up a time & date that you wish I wrote this and fill it in NO – I haven’t died. Dry those eyes. I’m only dead on the […] -
Yes, Dummies. Atheism is a Religion…
Posted on September 14, 2004 | No CommentsAtheism being a religion may sound contradictory at first but is easy to understand with just a tiny bit of looking-at-the-facts. It’s not terribly complex… Atheism means “without theism”. Theism is […] -
The first episode of the Not Quite History Channel
Posted on August 12, 2004 | No CommentsI swung by my parents place in Texas on the way back from NY and grabbed some old high school American History project tapes. I just uploaded the first one […]