k, so this just happened 20 minutes ago: im walking across the street and this girl in this really slutty tight and lowcut outfit is walking the opposite way and spits on the street. so i go “thats classy” loud enough for her to hear and she turns around, looks me up and down and goes “would it be classy if aye sucked yo dick?!”. i react in a general wtf manner and turn to keep walking and she comes closer with a soft smile and is like “seriously though, do you live here? where you stayin baby?” and i walked faster to make the rejection clearer and she starts yelling “pussy!” at me while all these other people on the street are like wtf??
she was actually kinda cute till i saw that nasty cigarette in her hand. and till she opened her mouth (no pun intended).
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