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![Don’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks")
Why I’m terrible and no one should ever be like me because I’m a bad person who sucks
Posted on April 1, 2014 | No CommentsDon’t be like me, kids. I’m a bad influence and example of how not to be. I’m selfish, hot tempered, stupid, impatient, boring in groups or at parties, lazy, unmotivated, […] -
Do I still look Judeish to you?
Posted on March 29, 2014 | No CommentsPeople used to say I looked like Jude Law, but that was awhile ago when he was on the Sexiest Man on Earth style lists and is an outdated comparison […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
Feeling wanted is important
Posted on March 14, 2014 | No Comments… “All the laws and legislation in the world will never heal this world like the loving hearts and arms of mothers and fathers. If every child could drift to […] -
Sleep is so dumb
Posted on March 9, 2014 | No CommentsI hate sleep. It’s like practicing being dead .__. As a commenter on Facebook noted of this observache: this concept summarizes why bedtime sucks no matter what age you are. […] -
Just doing some yard work while singing Frozen songs like a BOSS…
Posted on March 7, 2014 | No Comments“If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” is a cliche I’ve known is true since a child but in adulthood its more like “if you […] -
Foam Parties are kindov disgusting/awesome
Posted on February 28, 2014 | No CommentsWho thought of combining a nightclub dance floor with a bubble bath, anyway? I have to say I appreciate the mashup in theory but i’m not so sure it comes […] -
Being funny will take you places
Posted on February 24, 2014 | No CommentsWhen you laugh your body creates dopamine and you feel good. Girls feeling good in your presence is a good way to make them want to be in it more […] -
I didn’t want to be your stupid Facebook friend anyway
Posted on February 22, 2014 | No CommentsWhen I meet someone in real life and then I see them online interacting on a mutual friends Facebook after me on a thread or in a way that otherwise […] -
Leggings are only “not pants” if you’re fat…
Posted on February 19, 2014 | 1 CommentY’all can try to shame girls wearing leggings as pants all you want, but the truth is that if they’re not overweight, they are the best possible pants a human […]