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![I kind of hate my life because I have an iPhone 5 and know I will not be happy without the new one coming out in a few days. I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "The New iPhone Controls My Life (2013 edition)")
The New iPhone Controls My Life (2013 edition)
Posted on September 6, 2013 | No CommentsI kind of hate my life because I have an iPhone 5 and know I will not be happy without the new one coming out in a few days. I […] -
I just made this up. Cuz I’m funny.
Posted on September 5, 2013 | No CommentsOne piece of wood floating by an oceanfront gym says to the other “Bro, do you even drift?” -
Bizarre: Attempts to shame others for Liking their own Facebook posts
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No CommentsFor some reason there is an odd cult of people on the Facebookz who feel the need to scold their friends who click the Like link on their own statuses […] -
7 Things to be Thankful for Today:
Posted on September 4, 2013 | No Comments-Puppies -Sunshine -Hitler is dead -Milkshakes -Referring to Wednesday as “hump day” -The fact that there’s air in your lungs and you’re here right now today and able to deal […] -
Just a reminder that humans don’t care about you
Posted on September 2, 2013 | No CommentsText on pictures has much to teach you, young naive fool optimistic about life… and yes, perhaps the hardest lesson to learn of all is the truth about how soul […] -
Helpful translations
Posted on September 1, 2013 | No Comments“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is just a self righteous way of saying “I am rude, classless and immature […] -
And Life Marches On…
Posted on August 31, 2013 | No CommentsAs both my soul and my forehead heal from the tragic accident that almost left me less-beautiful, my recovery, both spiritual and physical, has been going well… Adult Simba: I […] -
Just said this gem to someone
Posted on August 29, 2013 | No Comments“Unfortunately your assumption rests on the false premise that I give a fuck.” -Me -
![So I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1173704_10151836337864893_528705680_n-115x115.jpg "That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder")
That time I smashed my face into a floating chemical holder
Posted on August 27, 2013 | No CommentsSo I’m darting up and down and all around in my pool like the friendly magic dolphin-of-Peace that I am and forget that the unscheduled pool guy came over a […] -
How convicted murderers could help society
Posted on August 26, 2013 | No CommentsDeath Row convicts should have an optional program they could enroll in to volunteer for potentially lethal testing. Like shark repellent wet suits, sprays and electronic devices: the convict gets […]