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![I went to “nothing” at 4AM last night and its ruining this fine September day quicker than a mom at a middle school party… like. the kind where everyone is […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "No sleep. No work. No chocolate cupcakes")
No sleep. No work. No chocolate cupcakes
Posted on September 13, 2012 | No CommentsI went to “nothing” at 4AM last night and its ruining this fine September day quicker than a mom at a middle school party… like. the kind where everyone is […] -
Chin Strappen this shiz
Posted on September 6, 2012 | No CommentsQuandary… do i make my tagline “this chinstrap’nin is HAPPENIN”? or “chin strap for this thin chap, make tha bitches all clap”? this may be the biggest decision of my […] -
Curing an infection by working out (bad science. good feel)
Posted on September 3, 2012 | No CommentsMy lost voice quickly turned into an infection that I thought would last a couple days but has clung on a couple weeks instead. Way too long to be stuffed […] -
Sleep vs Work
Posted on September 2, 2012 | No CommentsI’d rather be sleeping right now but when you work for yourself and you dont do enough work during the day – derr – you owe it to yourself to […] -
So THIS happened…
Posted on August 31, 2012 | No CommentsI’ve had an infection this past week after my lost-voice recovery and it limited my diet to mostly soups and my veggie fruit shake concoctions and I guess my body […] -
Other people….bleh
Posted on August 20, 2012 | No Comments“Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone”? Charles Chaplin -
Well, where ELSE would he be?
Posted on August 20, 2012 | No CommentsI meant it as a confirmation of my knowledge that he travels to exotic locations often, but in hindsight it mighta sounded a tad racist when I said “of course […] -
Bath before the Wrath
Posted on August 19, 2012 | No CommentsComing Soon: The Passion of the Dick… Looming business meeting tomorrow in where I will be raked back and forth over the white-hot coals of disdain by very important partners […] -
Green Garlic GoGo Goose Juice Recipe
Posted on August 18, 2012 | No CommentsYou’re gonna have to adjust your portions cuz I made a giant pitcher on this, my first attempt at this combination. The taste is fruity with a subtle kick from […] -
Even kids realize your pouty pics are ridiculous, ladies
Posted on August 14, 2012 | No Comments“Uncle rich, why dew all your gurlfrens look lyke *this*?” (referring to duckface pics in my facebook feed). I had to make them re-enact. couldnt have written it better myself. […]