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I want to be in this
Posted on August 10, 2012 | No CommentsI… there just arent words. The obnoxious neon-snot color is too gorgeous to describe. Gorgeous Gorgeous Gorgeous… no matter how much it may resemble one of these.. -
Coincidental Love Connection on my Facebook feed
Posted on August 7, 2012 | No CommentsLove is in the air… -
No one remembers anything. I remember *everything*
Posted on August 6, 2012 | No CommentsSaw this SomeEcard and they dont usually speak so directly-to-muy-lyfe so I had to make note of it. This is me with every single person i know. i didnt even […] -
A lovely evening winddown
Posted on August 5, 2012 | No CommentsFresh out of a work-bath (where i type up outlines and reply to emails on my laptop in a billion degree steaming jacuzzi tub) topping off with a nightcap (half […] -
“Topping” Ricky Martin
Posted on August 4, 2012 | No CommentsA gay friend posted this poll on Facebook that I participated in thusly: Evidently, Wyatt didnt know that I love formal events I guess?… Oh, wait. I guess “top” means […] -
Always knew I had a screw loose
Posted on August 3, 2012 | No CommentsIf anyone is at the St Louis airport- One of the micro screws in my laptop was loose from a recent unscrewing and fell out when i was there a […] -
From Awesome to Homosexual Prostitute in under an hour
Posted on August 2, 2012 | No CommentsThe bottom tweet came first…then awhile later he follows up with the one on top… -Prolly woulda been best to just stick with the original sentiment, bro. lol. -
Recalling my life as a Toyologist
Posted on July 30, 2012 | No CommentsI was lamenting to a friend recently that I don’t have a scooter here at my home in California. I have one at my parents house in texas and I […] -
Hot Rains are Awesome
Posted on July 29, 2012 | No CommentsUntil candy & milkshake drizzles become a thing, hot rains are my favorite weather phenomenon, ever. Jogging in a light downpour cutting through 95 degree air with pungent summer smells […] -
New Yorkin it up Oldschool
Posted on July 14, 2012 | No CommentsShort visit in for Lynnes wedding. visiting around the old hometown on Long Island. My brother from another mother, JohnJohn: & My sister from another Mister, Lynne: