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Good News!: I got yogurt all over the place
Posted on July 13, 2012 | No CommentsI brought greek yogurt packets with me on my travels to New York for some reason. The reason was that they existed at home and I had plenty of space […] -
Big Pimpin
Posted on July 11, 2012 | No CommentsI got about 11 hours of sleep for the entire week prior due to a resurgence of stress and catastrophe and was feeling deader than Amy Winehouse and looking like […] -
Foot Thoughts
Posted on July 8, 2012 | No Comments“I wonder what LeVar Burton is doing right now?” – me while getting pedicures with Wyatt after a business-breakfast today. Shortly afterward, he dozed off in the pedi-chair. I came […] -
Facebook account lockout needs better facial recognition…
Posted on July 6, 2012 | No CommentsI got locked out of my Facebook account earlier today at exactly the luzliest time. I was exchanging some cross words with a friend over an issue between us and I got […] -
Fireworks… the metaphor
Posted on July 4, 2012 | No CommentsWatching fireworks as I type this. They’re beautiful. When I was about 13 I remember seeing a 4th of July display and thinking how they’ve lost their appeal. I didn’t […] -
Red Menace not easily fixed
Posted on July 1, 2012 | No CommentsGot a dinner picture with demon-eyes? No problem. iPhoto has a quick and easy fix for that… -
Up to no good
Posted on July 1, 2012 | No CommentsUnion Square, San Francisco: -
Jonathan Lipnicki’s butthole hair
Posted on June 29, 2012 | No CommentsDude: Dude…you need to shave. Me: Ya, I was going to but then I didn’t feel like it. Dude: I’m going to come over there and slather your beard with […] -
Nice Try, Tie Lie. Oh My
Posted on June 27, 2012 | No CommentsUm. Thanks for nothing, dozensofpeopleiwaswithtonight… My collar was buttoned stupidly wrong all evening and no one said anything. I just noticed now. I did my tie in the car tonight […] -
Mah Fayce [&bod]
Posted on June 25, 2012 | No Commentssooo, i let my bodyhair grow back and instead of shaving my beard today, I did this to it. #updateonwhatrichardsbodycurrentlylookslike #dowhatyouwillwiththatinformation DVD SPECIAL FEATURES OF THIS PICTURE: I didnt realize […]