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![There’s a brand new apple on the market, available in select locations only. It’s called the Cosmic Crisp and it’s been in development for a few decades and just being […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/CC_Apple_withPLU-Stickers-115x115.png "Cosmic Crisp Review")
Cosmic Crisp Review
Posted on December 9, 2019 | No CommentsThere’s a brand new apple on the market, available in select locations only. It’s called the Cosmic Crisp and it’s been in development for a few decades and just being […] -
![You ever interact positively with someone, thinking you’re making their day a fraction of a degree better and all it does is remind them that you exist and that they […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/if.she_.has_.sprint.shestoo.poor_-115x115.png "I Like your posts even if you don’t like Me")
I Like your posts even if you don’t like Me
Posted on September 12, 2019 | No CommentsYou ever interact positively with someone, thinking you’re making their day a fraction of a degree better and all it does is remind them that you exist and that they […] -
![In a previous installment almost one year ago, I logged how I thought I was getting poisoned by tea I was drinking, and I guess in a way I was, […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Update: There was never “Poison Tea” – I just have a Mystery Gut Ailment")
Update: There was never “Poison Tea” – I just have a Mystery Gut Ailment
Posted on September 7, 2019 | No CommentsIn a previous installment almost one year ago, I logged how I thought I was getting poisoned by tea I was drinking, and I guess in a way I was, […] -
5 times a social misunderstanding wasn’t corrected
Posted on July 10, 2019 | No CommentsI took my 3 nephews, niece, sister-in-law, and pop to see Avengers Endgame at the theater but didn’t intend to actually “take” them in the sense of treating the whole […] -
![Per a question someone asked me on SnapChat: Why are “finger tips” a thing? We don’t say “toe tips” or… well, that’s really the only comparable one even though the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/trip-psychedelic-115x115.gif "Why are fingers the only ones that get “tips”? Let’s discuss")
Why are fingers the only ones that get “tips”? Let’s discuss
Posted on June 16, 2019 | No CommentsPer a question someone asked me on SnapChat: Why are “finger tips” a thing? We don’t say “toe tips” or… well, that’s really the only comparable one even though the […] -
![I saw Spiderman Into the Spider-verse last night and it was good, but I wasn’t. I did something terrible at the theater. I had a chance to be a hero […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/PenniParkerSad-115x115.jpg "I should have told them to stay…")
I should have told them to stay…
Posted on February 2, 2019 | No CommentsI saw Spiderman Into the Spider-verse last night and it was good, but I wasn’t. I did something terrible at the theater. I had a chance to be a hero […] -
Get a Calendar, Cross the days out, and Plan yo damn life
Posted on December 16, 2018 | No CommentsLife is hard to keep track of but visual reference and record keeping of your immediate, upcoming, and longer rage time can be huge help. This is for real, yo, […] -
![Today in “things that exist”: 2 words no modern human has any business using are basically the same but have a different letter at the end and structure their definitions […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/portent-115x115.png "“Portend” and “Portent” are different words for no reason")
“Portend” and “Portent” are different words for no reason
Posted on November 29, 2018 | No CommentsToday in “things that exist”: 2 words no modern human has any business using are basically the same but have a different letter at the end and structure their definitions […] -
Getting sick is for weak losers and I *cough* hate myself
Posted on November 26, 2018 | No CommentsI know that human beings are fragile creatures susceptible to many injuries and ailments that include viral infections that cause body weakening effects for which there is no cure but […] -
I’m knowingly drinking tea that makes me incredibly sick
Posted on November 19, 2018 | No CommentsAnd for no good reason. About a week ago I made a nightnight tea mix from different caffeinated loose-leaf teas I was experimenting with in pursuit of a perfect potion […]