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![The question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Unleashing the C-word")
Unleashing the C-word
Posted on January 20, 2012 | No CommentsThe question of “whats the problem with calling a bitch a c*nt” was raised today and there is a very important answer… to Americans. It must be used in the […] -
Attention Seekers
Posted on January 19, 2012 | No CommentsUnless i’m missing something here… this is kindov stupid… I dont get it. why would that person care? wouldn’t the more useful thing to say be to the person being […] -
Yearly Announcement before bed today:
Posted on January 16, 2012 | No CommentsGonna go celebrate Martin Luther King Day by having a dream. Good night. [I think I’ve said this for going on 3 years in a row, but i’m gonna keep […] -
Auto Scrolling after text sending
Posted on January 15, 2012 | No CommentsDammit, technology – STOP scrolling all the way down the page after sending someone a text! That is a different person and its easy to accidentally send your next reply […] -
“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger”
Posted on January 14, 2012 | No Comments“What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger” is only true for bacteria. Thought of this when I had to explain to a friend that you NEVER cut short the […] -
Product Wishlist
Posted on January 9, 2012 | 1 CommentThey should release an updated Oregon Trail game for Xbox or something where you can die of Bieber Fever and have to hunt roaming Kardashians for food. -
![Original tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/redsmooth-115x115.jpg "Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie")
Original Recipe: “Blood of Life” Smoothie
Posted on January 9, 2012 | No CommentsOriginal tagline to post was “this stuff is guaranteed to make it look like youre peeing blood and sh#tting abortions” but was decided that that was in bad taste. so…I […] -
Fruit in Candy Ice Creams
Posted on January 8, 2012 | No CommentsBananas go great in cotton candy ice cream and pineapple spears go great in bubble gum ice cream – BUT – sometimes i’ll just REALLY go crazy and swap the […] -
Being a jerk makes you unhappy
Posted on January 5, 2012 | No CommentsI don’t think a large percentage of miserable people get mean – I think the majority of mean people become miserable. The two things we crave the most in life, […] -
Resolute Yourself. Always
Posted on January 3, 2012 | No CommentsI’ve been hearing an awful lot of people saying that theres no point in making New Years resolutions because everyone breaks them. quit making excuses, you weaklings. ALWAYS have goals […]