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![Why do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Girlfriends give bad massages…")
Girlfriends give bad massages…
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsWhy do female friends, family and professionals give such better massages than girlfriends and hos? seriously. wouldnt the latter want to make you feel better?? but they suck in comparison. […] -
Facebook Animal Kingdom
Posted on January 2, 2012 | No CommentsThat lolcat war I had was a super popular post but it’s how I view all Facebook threads pretty much. People leave uppity angry comments or act like things matter […] -
![Cuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/drunkcliche-115x115.png "New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas")
New Years Eve 2011 in Austin Texas
Posted on December 31, 2011 | No CommentsCuttin loose an goin ka-RAZY!!!!!!!!!! no rules ta-nite, mofos! I’m gonna drink this ENTIRE half can of diet Sprite! I SWEAR TO GOD!!!! #uncontrollable UPDATE: kid stabs me with a […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […] -
Then and Than
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![I vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/firegodchristmas-115x115.png "Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas")
Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsI vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […] -
Lets Talk Dragons…
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsOkay…So Dragons… Seriously… Is there any reason to know with logical certitude that dragons never existed? If a dragon is just a flying lizard that breaths fire, then we’re already […] -
Um…REALLY?…
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsOh family gatherings… you so silly…. I hope Jim Halpert realizes how lucky he is to just have a camera trained on him at all times, allowing him to turn […] -
Yakisoba Ruined Christmas
Posted on December 25, 2011 | No CommentsFirst World Problems. almost as bad as this one: -
![This is the first year since I was 8 or 9 that I havent had to wrap a single Christmas present. A series of factors contributed to this monumental victory […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wrapping-115x115.png "All Presents Wrapped and NONE by Me. WIN!")
All Presents Wrapped and NONE by Me. WIN!
Posted on December 24, 2011 | No CommentsThis is the first year since I was 8 or 9 that I havent had to wrap a single Christmas present. A series of factors contributed to this monumental victory […]