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![Of all the magical elves I’ve caught stealing my socks and put in a bird cage in my kitchen as punishment – THIS ones my favorite! I Love You, Plurpy! […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Magically Delicious and a Prisoner/Friend 4 Lyfe")
Magically Delicious and a Prisoner/Friend 4 Lyfe
Posted on December 15, 2011 | No CommentsOf all the magical elves I’ve caught stealing my socks and put in a bird cage in my kitchen as punishment – THIS ones my favorite! I Love You, Plurpy! […] -
![My favorite thing about ignorant grad students is their shameless use of Appeal from Authority fallacies as excuses to hide their ignorance. Own a college student on a factual – […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/36crly-115x115.jpeg "Some college students are so stupid that they think “I’m in college” is an argument")
Some college students are so stupid that they think “I’m in college” is an argument
Posted on December 9, 2011 | No CommentsMy favorite thing about ignorant grad students is their shameless use of Appeal from Authority fallacies as excuses to hide their ignorance. Own a college student on a factual – […] -
Protip on binge-eating:
Posted on December 9, 2011 | No CommentsEating a gallon of cookie dough ice cream has all the flavor of eating raw cookie dough with only half the throwing-up! -
How to (Properly) Apologize
Posted on December 7, 2011 | No CommentsIt’s pathetic when adults think “im sorry” is a get out of jail free card, no matter the crime and if they’re not immediately and completely absolved the moment after […] -
We Can’t Be Friends If…
Posted on December 4, 2011 | No CommentsSome fun with a trending Twitter hashtag: -
Traffic Thanks
Posted on December 2, 2011 | No CommentsTraffic occurs everywhere, but Los Angeles is the worst. 4 lanes that go on forever, usually with no service road alternative, and it just gets plugged like a toilet system […] -
Paraphrased Movies: The Notebook
Posted on December 1, 2011 | No Comments“Get in the fkking water you stupid uppity whore. god damn… jk baby. i luv ya even through dementia, but seriously, just jump” – Paraphrase/Summary of The Notebook -
Cheers to non-friend Friends
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsThe only time you hear from them is when they send out mass text messages on holidays… classy -
![I just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/derpgirl-115x115.jpeg "Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”")
Hey. You. Stop “looking for something better”
Posted on November 30, 2011 | No CommentsI just read a status that was so dumb, I had to immortalize it in a blog just in case the chick who posted it realizes it’s foolishness and deletes […] -
“I own your Face”
Posted on November 28, 2011 | No CommentsShoutout to people who Like comments left by attractive members of the opposite gender on their boyfriend or girlfriends Facebook wall just to show that they’re watching. It’s the modern […]