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![I bought a Macbook Air specifically so id have an in between device to use when i wanted a keyboard (so no iPad) but not the weight of the full […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Macbook Air was a good choice")
Macbook Air was a good choice
Posted on November 27, 2011 | No CommentsI bought a Macbook Air specifically so id have an in between device to use when i wanted a keyboard (so no iPad) but not the weight of the full […] -
Footballin Stickerhead
Posted on November 26, 2011 | No CommentsOn a side note: there was some kind of sports thing today (I think football? that’s the one that’s similar to Rugby or something, right?) and I sold my body […] -
Dumb Girls are Dumb
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Hello? Derp? I’m dumb? Herderp??
Posted on November 19, 2011 | No CommentsThis Facebook interaction with my associate Randall is a guide of how not to interact with people. We can’t read minds and you’re just agitating us when you do things […] -
I still want a clone
Posted on November 18, 2011 | No CommentsI once thought about cloning a new, more efficient brain, but then I realized that I was getting a head of myself. (note: this isn’t me in the picture. well, […] -
![I thought it was obvious that I was joking, until… I got this private message: I explained that the person wasn’t being mean but yes, the entire joke was that […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/goofyshop.ruforreal-115x115.png "Shopping via silly names")
Shopping via silly names
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsI thought it was obvious that I was joking, until… I got this private message: I explained that the person wasn’t being mean but yes, the entire joke was that […] -
No One Recycles in Texas
Posted on November 17, 2011 | No CommentsDammit neighbors… NONE of you have anything to recycle?? I missed last weeks recycle day and planned to cuckold someone elses bin with my excess water bottles and pizza boxes […] -
My Facebook Friend feed is basically softcore Porn
Posted on November 16, 2011 | No CommentsReason 989-B how I’m exactly like Jesus: I live a pretty clean life, but I’m still friends with whores… -
Don’t break the rules. Brake the rules…
Posted on November 15, 2011 | No CommentsEver since using the wrong “brake” in an email in 1999 I have to pause for a second before remembering which one is proper. but out of the deleted file […] -
Drunk from Juice?
Posted on November 12, 2011 | No CommentsCan antioxidants get you drunk? I feel tipsy as heck from a wine glass of home-mixed pomegranate, cranberry, acai and noni juice but theres no explanache for such a reaction. […]