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![I’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "What to do with all these freakin eggs?")
What to do with all these freakin eggs?
Posted on November 8, 2011 | No CommentsI’m house-sitting for another week and there are 5 chickens here that lay 4 eggs every day (theyre all hens so one of those bitches is freeloading and hiding her […] -
![Tara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/taralauk-115x115.jpeg "Another bitch bites the dust")
Another bitch bites the dust
Posted on November 4, 2011 | No CommentsTara Lauck and Keara Wright were two 8th grade girls (bffs) on my bus when I was a sophomore. They were nice girls and we developed a friendship even though […] -
Whats the deal with kids these days?
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Where are all the skinny girls with fashion sense at?
Posted on November 3, 2011 | No CommentsUPDATE: Olivia Collins deleted me because of this. -
I forgot to wear pants today
Posted on November 2, 2011 | No CommentsI forgot to put on pants today…….. and thats not a joke. I just got back from the grocery store and a couple other errands and didnt realize/remember till the […] -
Late Night Survey
Posted on October 29, 2011 | No CommentsOh hi there. I didnt see you walk in. to my bedroom. at 3:35AM. while I’m laying in bed on my laptop wearing nothing but a pair of Grinch boxers […] -
Late night Longing
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsSometimes when im still up this late at night/early in the morning i just wish there was someone around i could dress in a baby costume and smear peanut butter […] -
Food is good for eating
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They know me in Burbank?
Posted on October 25, 2011 | 1 CommentSome guy in a crowd of people: “hey, theres a celebrity over there” – Me: “is it Justin Bieber?” – Guy: “heh-what?” – Me: then I’m not interested *continues burying […] -
Reminder: Quit wasting time and start doing something with your life
Posted on October 23, 2011 | No CommentsLife doesn’t come with a remote control. Get up and change it yourself