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![tonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Puff the Magic Pothead")
Puff the Magic Pothead
Posted on February 23, 2011 | 1 Commenttonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […] -
Esoteric Machismo Lulz and Lulls
Posted on February 22, 2011 | 1 CommentWheeler: what does machismo mean? Me: the root word is ‘macho’. it means being overly manly and usually a jerk. why? Wheeler: cuz some chick at the bar said it […] -
My tiny secrets in my body of work
Posted on February 17, 2011 | No CommentsEditing videos. making inconsequential changes that I know no one will ever understand, care about or ask why they were made. But fun fact: i do evvvvverything for a reason… […] -
Body Tattoos and Mainstream Modeling
Posted on February 16, 2011 | 1 CommentModels, can we knock it off with the large body tattoos? christ. what are you even thinking when you get them? modeling is about being a blank palate that employers […] -
XBOX Attention Span…
Posted on February 15, 2011 | No CommentsTalking important business developments to someone on the phone and am interrupted when they ask me which of the following words is closest to the definition of “agape”… Why? Because […] -
My Gorgeous Valentine
Posted on February 14, 2011 | 2 CommentsAfter a long day of meetings, accounting and sitting in a bank (turns out Business bank accounts arent as easybreasy as personal ones), I came home to my love, pictured […] -
Mommy Jogging
Posted on February 12, 2011 | No Commentsaaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […] -
The truth about “An Eye for an Eye”
Posted on February 9, 2011 | No Comments“An eye For an Eye Leaves the whole world blind” Is such a braindead quote. wtf? no it doesn’t. it leaves the people who take eyes blind. ironically it’s the […] -
Visual Calendar days
Posted on February 7, 2011 | No CommentsI social-network-statused on Friday night that I had no idea it was Friday until someone told me on the phone. It was true but we can all forget days of […] -
Remember when Myspace was a website?
Posted on February 5, 2011 | No CommentsFor awhile it was called a crumbling ghetto while Facebook was the suburban community everyone flocked to but “dirty whore” is way more accurate. i logged in the other day […]