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![Just downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It")
I’ll Pee the Bed if I Feel Like It
Posted on February 3, 2011 | No CommentsJust downed 2 full bottles of water. at first i was like “aw, bad idea before bed” but then i was like pssh. im a grown ass man. i’ll piss […] -
“I Miss Her Face” (the original one)
Posted on February 1, 2011 | No CommentsAwkwarrrrrrd… Girl [talking about a mutual friend who recently moved from LA to San Fran and has had at least 3 facial cosmetic surgeries]: “I miss her face” Me: “i […] -
Negative Nitpicks on Net Pics = they want you
Posted on February 1, 2011 | No CommentsA lot of times people are just trolls or snotty, but theres an interesting niche of negative comment that is clearly an extension of the commenters sexual frustration for you. […] -
Cookie Situation
Posted on January 30, 2011 | No CommentsSince no one fed me this morning and there was a bag of potato chips in my room, I ate that for breakfast. and since I’m me, I of course […] -
![My “to do” list started simple. Most importantly to have “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive” embroidered on […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Screen-shot-2011-01-26-at-12.22.52-PM-115x115.png "Everyone is old except me")
Everyone is old except me
Posted on January 27, 2011 | No CommentsMy “to do” list started simple. Most importantly to have “Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive” embroidered on […] -
Caster disaster
Posted on January 26, 2011 | No CommentsThe only to-do I’ve been procrastinating over break is going through peoples head shots and bios who auditioned for a project i am on the casting board for. doing it […] -
Beds, Bars and Beyond
Posted on January 24, 2011 | No CommentsI hate those stupid bars where theres just like Tempurpedic mattresses just OUT there. I also dont need that living room thing going on which i wish as a trend […] -
Is it Spring yet?
Posted on January 23, 2011 | No CommentsThe peacocks at my parents house are flashin their stuff and ready to mate. UPDATE: here we go: -
![Ashley: So im watching this intervention episode about this really hot meth addict girl. she would look kinda like megan fox if she was brunette instead. Oh and theres her […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/methsober-115x115.png "Meth makes you look good")
Meth makes you look good
Posted on January 19, 2011 | 2 CommentsAshley: So im watching this intervention episode about this really hot meth addict girl. she would look kinda like megan fox if she was brunette instead. Oh and theres her […] -
Banana Splits = Breakfast of Champions
Posted on January 13, 2011 | No CommentsLest this send the wrong message to viewers about an appropriate diet, however: It should be noted that I had this with a MagicBullet cup of blended carrot, squash, frozen […]