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Hands down the street
Posted on November 5, 2010 | No CommentsOld Japanese women holding hands makes me happy (n_n) -
OMGz. New Shoes!
Posted on November 3, 2010 | 1 CommentThe shoes I was wearing were digging into my left heel and I realized they are over 4 years old. WIth 15 minutes to go till I was to meet […] -
Halloween Dirt
Posted on November 1, 2010 | No CommentsSpent the night walking around the crowded city streets and making random mischief, observing random drunks and getting sexually propositioned. I only saw 2 Na’avi’s/Avatars. One male, one female – […] -
Where have all the Na’avi Gone?
Posted on October 29, 2010 | No CommentsI’m getting a little concerned… the day after I saw Avatar I thought “Halloween is gonna be fun, seeing as I know at least a dozen 10 foot tall, oddly […] -
Trying to not Try
Posted on October 28, 2010 | No CommentsI had this comment back-and-forth with someone on youtube critiquing my “bad celebrity impressions” video. They broke after the last reply posted here and said they “saw the light” and […] -
I’m a Giver
Posted on October 26, 2010 | No CommentsHanging out in the upper level VIP hot tub and watching these two dudes down in the larger commoners-tub sitting across from two cute (but not Richard-cute) girls, stealing glances […] -
The Post-Richard Lifechange
Posted on October 25, 2010 | No CommentsIdk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […] -
California Pizza Bitchin
Posted on October 24, 2010 | No CommentsAw heeell no California Pizza Kitchen. you KNOW u aint chargin me no 2 extra gah dayum dollas for a split topping awn wunnna mah pizzas. mm NNN nah. they […] -
Flashy Eyelashy
Posted on October 23, 2010 | No CommentsTried on a fake eyelash. Thought it might look a little Ultraviolent. Instead it looked a little ultra-fabulous. -
Long socks extreme
Posted on October 22, 2010 | No Commentsand you people think MY standard of wearing tube socks everywhere is silly… puh…