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One Time: Footsteps in the Sand
Posted on October 20, 2010 | No CommentsWhen i look upon the wavy shore of my life, there are places where there is but a single pair of footsteps in the sand. At first I thought I […] -
California Rain
Posted on October 19, 2010 | No CommentsIt’s been raining for 2 days. a chihuahua ran up to me for shelter during a jog just now. no one answered when i called the phonenumber on the tag […] -
Thought of the Day…
Posted on October 18, 2010 | No CommentsThe Vending Machine Theory (“Stuff tastes better when it falls”) seems to apply to humans (metaphorically) as well. Western society loves a comeback story… -
Gays should stop bullying other gays to “come out”. STFU and dew wut u want
Posted on October 17, 2010 | No CommentsIsn’t this gay-rights movement thingy y’all are pushing, supposed to be *against* bullying? So why do so many of you think it’s okay to bully in favor of your side? […] -
California Glowing Midnight Smog
Posted on October 17, 2010 | No CommentsIt’s been foggy here in these Southern California hills, which makes jogging through them a slightly new experience, which I like cuz I get bored with mundane visual repetition. I […] -
Priceless moments with Classes bitches
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsGetting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: […] -
Minors in Chili?
Posted on October 14, 2010 | No CommentsThe Tweet slash Status of the year has been made: Sorry News, but when you say “Miners in Chile” I expect to see some hot 17 year olds in beef […] -
Shrimp Gimp Dude Food
Posted on October 13, 2010 | No CommentsCrazy trip-outs from my shrimp-trip. Still a touch loopy. The full comments from Facebook are below but they’re summed up by this one: “this is just….. part of me wants […] -
Poisonous F-ing Changs
Posted on October 11, 2010 | No CommentsOof. I think I ate too much PF Changs. or maybe just ate it too fast. can you get hurt doing that? cuz this hurts… An hour ago I updated […] -
Apple TV time
Posted on October 8, 2010 | No CommentsThanks to the light drizzling of rain (which is an orange terror-threat level of panic for Californians) the local Apple store has AppleTV’s in stock so I can finally go […]