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Texas for a day
Posted on August 11, 2010 | No CommentsJust landed into Dallas and ate a steak bigger than my head. mmm. my hair might be gaytacular but my appetite is still in Lumberjack mode. time for some man […] -
This hair is getting out of control
Posted on August 9, 2010 | No CommentsI’m seriously considering flying Lauren Compass back for a day to cut – nay, to “do” – my hair. im in a panic… its so out of control. but i […] -
The real reason Myspace sunk
Posted on August 8, 2010 | No Commentsthe real reason myspace died: it was bad enough that I came so close to getting a role in Apatow’s “Funny People” and then didnt, but i kept from hating […] -
Theres no smart test to use Facebook
Posted on August 3, 2010 | No CommentsThese two comment threads happened at the same time as she commented on my status and one of my pictures posted from a few months ago. thought i had heard […] -
My starchy fruity diet
Posted on August 2, 2010 | No CommentsEating a plate of bacon before bed. because i can. and because i had nothing but carbs (bread and noodles) all day. but mostly just because i can. also on […] -
Anna is funny
Posted on July 30, 2010 | No CommentsRussian Anna is taking me to this crazy cool secret place in the hills that she’s talked about but… daylight is going away.. so we had this exchange on the […] -
Angry douchery on Facebook
Posted on July 29, 2010 | No CommentsCommented on a friends status and the subject of Obama and national security was raised. I said how I’m glad he hasn’t kept his promises on a lot of the […] -
Chicks dont stop calling
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Commentslooks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was […] -
Fun with inferiority complexes
Posted on July 27, 2010 | No CommentsAwkward lulz. i texted a girl back “i guess i’m just too good to you” and she sent a long reply agreeing and being emo cuz she read it as […] -
Can’t hate on my Bieber love
Posted on July 26, 2010 | No Comments