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Golfcart dog walkin
Posted on July 23, 2010 | No Commentsjust ran outside with my camera to try to snag a snapshot but they were too far down the road and about to turn a corner so you have to […] -
The Onceler is the tragic hero in The Lorax
Posted on July 21, 2010 | No Commentsshowing The Lorax to the 5yr old twin cousins and teaching them the opposite of the hippie moral: nature only exists for us to commandeer, make use of. Plants and […] -
Panda Depressed
Posted on July 18, 2010 | No CommentsPanda Express, you’re fkkn ridiculous. no pork fried rice? seriously? you’re so lame. don’t think we’re not fighting just cuz i got 4 other entrees and 2 sides and packed […] -
If I was a big fat fatty…
Posted on July 15, 2010 | No CommentsA friend tagged me and uploaded this to facebook (well, to be accurate: they did that in the reverse order) and it took me over a minute to digest this […] -
Food survey…
Posted on July 12, 2010 | No Commentswhen you’re eating food and you pretend that it’s alive, what is the ratio of how often you pretend the food *wants* to be eaten and the remaining are scrambling […] -
Operation Lemon Drop
Posted on July 11, 2010 | No Commentsi stole some lemons from the neighbors yard in my ninja garb and it was so dark out that i leaned my face RIGHT into a freakin branch. its very […] -
Crazy bitches
Posted on July 9, 2010 | No CommentsFor those of you not friends with me on Facebook, here’s the kind of stuff you miss out on: actually just literally said “you’re SO fucking crazy, you crazy fucking […] -
Beach Monster sighting…
Posted on July 6, 2010 | No CommentsIs it just me? maybe. or maybe i’ve stumbled onto something big… -
Malibu money and Narcissists
Posted on July 5, 2010 | No Commentsit’s chilly and windy out. “lets go to Malibu” wouldn’t have been my first choice. but that’s whats happening. and it’s happening now… while i’m on the subject: how are […] -
Happy Birthday A’mirka
Posted on July 4, 2010 | No Commentsthere are only like* 4 countries that DONT claim themselves as the “best” country ever either by design or divine grant, yet the only one who gets beef for saying […]