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![Snotty little brats gave me a virus, but since im awesome im just powering through it like it aint no thang and its been awesome. the congestion and light fever […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/themes/arras/images/thumbnail.png "Make a virus work for YOU")
Make a virus work for YOU
Posted on June 15, 2010 | No CommentsSnotty little brats gave me a virus, but since im awesome im just powering through it like it aint no thang and its been awesome. the congestion and light fever […] -
New iPhone
Posted on June 14, 2010 | No CommentsJust got my NEW iPHONE in tha mail, bi-chezzzz!!!* — *iphone is “new to me” 3gs that i got for $315 and decided didnt come with enough stuff so I […] -
Kids need to learn English
Posted on June 11, 2010 | No Commentsreally? when you repeat “ash mee dow at mow” to a 2 yr old to illustrate what they sound like and that you have no idea wtf they just said […] -
![whats the deal with parents that smoke? in the 60s, sure. maybe even 80s cuz you’re grandfathered into the parents-smoking policy. but the 2000’s? seriously? why do you hate your […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/633494335506565544-Smoking-115x115.jpg "Smokin mommas")
Smokin mommas
Posted on June 10, 2010 | No Commentswhats the deal with parents that smoke? in the 60s, sure. maybe even 80s cuz you’re grandfathered into the parents-smoking policy. but the 2000’s? seriously? why do you hate your […] -
Myspace Nostalgia
Posted on June 8, 2010 | 1 CommentNov 27th, 2005 – more than 11 months into my usage on this new website called Myspace, Dan Leveille broke down barriers to become the first male to leave me […] -
5 Animals That Have No Business in This Century
Posted on June 7, 2010 | No CommentsMy friend has invented a show and I encourage you all to submit your additions. The premise: What has no business in this century? His first suggestion: Let me start […] -
![As I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […]](https://richardland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/2014-06-21-23.18.49-115x115.jpg "Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…")
Why I Don’t Smile In Social Media…
Posted on June 6, 2010 | No CommentsAs I use Facebook and Twitter more, just like on Myspace, some are noticing that I don’t smile in my pictures. This is intentional. I’d like to think that anyone […] -
A tox by any other name
Posted on June 4, 2010 | No CommentsTonight I learned there’s a thing called Restylane. It’s Botox, but…not? Idk. I’ve never heard of it until now. Which is weird since its everywhere here in Los Angeles and […] -
Making junk healthy
Posted on June 1, 2010 | No CommentsMy healthy chocolate-banana-strawberry shakes are more delicious than the junky ones. recipe: 1 banana, 1 strawberry & 1 cup 1% milk (or soy milk or sometimes i split both) with […] -
California girls vs AnywhereElse girls
Posted on May 29, 2010 | 1 CommentThe following Facebook exchange speaks for itself… Jared: Sick of outsiders whining about how pretentious LA is. If you’re bothered by girls asking How much $ you have in the […]