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Racial purity ain’t that great
Posted on May 27, 2010 | No CommentsAs far as attractiveness goes, Hitler had it all wrong. Ethnicities that are 80 or more % pure are split between being super hot and super OMGnot. The gray area […] -
Chris Robin: Mentally ill freak kid
Posted on May 19, 2010 | No CommentsIs Winnie the Pooh & Company real? Pooh, Tigger, that emo fag Eeyore – are they really alive? or is Christopher Robin just a more fucked up version of Calvin […] -
Sales Tax killing me while buying a new Macbook
Posted on May 18, 2010 | No Comments$221 sales tax, California? More like Cali-fkk-ya. eff that. I’ll ship my new Macbook Pro to Texas and pick it up next month when I pass through there anyway. UPDATE: […] -
The truth about female weight loss
Posted on May 16, 2010 | No CommentsThe following status on Facebook: Ashley: was told recently “if I lost weight it might help my back problems”. I didn’t think I was “thick”, but whatev. Not sure what […] -
I want chicken and waffles
Posted on May 16, 2010 | No CommentsRoscoes [chicken and waffles] is too far away to be plausible and KFC is too far away to accomodate laziness. I have waffles. I just need fried chicken. I want […] -
Shmoozing is lame
Posted on May 14, 2010 | No Commentsoff to a business meeting at some stupid “lounge” where ill turn down getting bought drinks at least 20 times, turn down drugs maybe 8-10 times and turn down sex […] -
Mmmm. hungerrrr
Posted on May 13, 2010 | No CommentsI’ve been enjoying the empty stomach feeling all morning since i skipped breakfast. ya, i like feeling hungry when there’s food readily available. like how you can tolerate a freezing […] -
Like. turnin intew a bum, mayn…
Posted on May 10, 2010 | No CommentsToo much time at the beach has bummified me something fierce. I was at my beach apartment for 2 weeks and usually get hella work done just as if i […] -
Last night could have ended much differently
Posted on May 8, 2010 | No CommentsI got home pretty early last night after Los Angeles taught me that people actually snort Aderall. lovely. but i wasn’t interested. so I settled back into the batcave at […] -
Do people even know what “gay” is anymore?
Posted on May 6, 2010 | No CommentsFacebook gives me so much easy content for this blog, its ridiculous. Todays adventure starts with the following status update I posted last night: settin inta ah nice Epsom-salt bubble […]