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I take offense to your non-offense
Posted on May 5, 2010 | No CommentsSome people will find a way to be offended, no matter what, and dont you dare call something non-offensive because we need to be sensitive to everyone’s fragile little feelings, […] -
Shrinky Think
Posted on May 2, 2010 | No CommentsI wantz to know who was it that decided when something gets shrunken or is just really small in a movie or tv show, its voice has to go up […] -
Jungle Bath
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This is why I dont drink
Posted on April 24, 2010 | No CommentsIt brings me from stone cold hotness to freakazoid monster in under an hour… SIDENOTE: Blue Hawaii’s are blue. in Hawaii. This one was taken at about the half-way point… -
Ladies, learn how to play the “Are you gay?” card
Posted on April 23, 2010 | 2 CommentsI got this comment on my Facebook wall yesterday and it took me that long to digest the sheer stupidity of it: Can I ask a STUPID question? are you […] -
Take a bite out of homelessness
Posted on April 21, 2010 | No CommentsI bought an Apple wireless keyboard and mouse for my Macbook Pro laptop, totaling $144, both of which I own at home and just didnt bring and as i was […] -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 18, 2010 | No CommentsCuz I’m thinking that I need one and if I dont own one I might die or at least suffer severe damage to my quality of life… -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 17, 2010 | No CommentsI know the device is completely useless to me, but so are lots of expensive fun attractive things. like boobs. I posed this question on Myspace and Facebook and have […] -
Today; I became a man
Posted on April 16, 2010 | No CommentsOrdering a corn on the cob instead of a 4th side of fries with my Chilis ribs and Chicken Crispers is the most adult decision i’ve made in my life. […] -
Building of an unneeded SuperComputer
Posted on April 15, 2010 | No CommentsMy extra 4gb of memory for my new Mac Pro desktop (codenamed Robocop) came today and i feel guilty that i already have 8gb and really dont need this. i’ve […]